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"I can't help you, if you won't help yourself" - Amy

Is your attitude to life and love:

- no time to regret
- keep your dick wet
- stick with the same old safe bet?

Then maybe you're a neurotic XY person with a straggly beard who idolises a paedophile founder of a religion of hate. Oops, did I say that? Do you like contemplating someone dripping with blood nailed to a Roman crucifix, gagging to be the saviour of the world? Perhaps you prefer messianic types, descending mountains, slate in hand, with a penchant for burning bushes? Get a life!

Now I'm not saying I'm prejudiced, but if you don't fancy:

- a feminist & atheist world
- friendship, affection, laughter and love
- cheeky conversation
- public celebration of the erotic
- polyamoury
- sex and gender rebels
- radical trans [(F or M): → x]
- pan (affectional orientation, and Selene's lover)
- free market economics
- limited constitutional government
- freedom of expression
- great art & music
About Me:
 
then kiss my beautiful arse and tune in elsewhere. Or leave a snappy comment, which I'll review before displaying.

Read more by Andrea at Wordpress. The URL is above, under, that's right ... website.

Which do you prefer:

"Silence! I kill you!" (Achmed the Dead Terrorist)

or

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. " (1st Amendment)

Nice wiki page on Supreme Court decisions interpreting freedom of speech clause. Nul points for guessing the URL:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Amen dment

"The Constitution is not neutral. It was designed to take the government off the backs of the people .... " (William O. Douglas - The Court Years)

"Law and liberty cannot rationally become the objects of our love, unless they first become the objects of our knowledge." (James Wilson, one of Washington's original Supreme Court justices)

Sometimes I find life is radiant:

"My heart is like a singing bird, whose nest is in a watered shoot. Raise me a dias of silk and down, hang it with vair and purple dyes ... The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me." (Christina Rossetti)

Sometimes my optimism knows no bounds:

"We must know, we will know." (David Hilbert)

"You are young, you're free, why don't you sleep with me?" (Sin with Sebastian)

"There is nothing better to do, nothing like giving all my love to you,
And when you undress me, you make my body sing." (Whigfield)

But sometimes I feel like this:

"So we are history, your shadow covers me.
The sky above ablaze that only lovers see." (Amy)

"Though I know that evening's empire
Has returned into sand, vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand, but still not sleeping" (Dylan)

What to say to ones friends? On the mobile? As s/he walks to your table? On the floor? Shopping together for coffee and panty liners?

"Someone who loves me, switch the radio on" (Pauline Black)

"Mirror in the bathroom please talk free,
The door is locked just you and me.
Cures you whisper make no sense,
Drift slowly into mental illness" (Dave Wakeling)

"I like to talk when I can show you my affection" (Debbie Harry)

"But when it comes down to fooling you,
Well now that's quite a different subject.
Dont let my glad expression,
Give you the wrong impression" (Dave Wakeling)

One day, soon I hope, we shall see we invent divinities, and finally dispose of the anti-human illusions of religion. As the Magician of Bayreuth has Wotan sing:

"For thus the goddess departs from you,
thus s/he kisses your divinity away."

Of course, I'm departing from Wagner's drama and words. But we can stop looking for the divine outside ourselves, stop fantasising we can be divinely good, and admire the masterpiece that is each of us. We can live with the confidence, beauty and sensuality of Brünnhilde.

How long ago did Feurbach write "The Essence of Christianity", 1841?

Monotheism, especially, is merely alienation from ones humanity. A grotesque, mistaken understanding of oneself, of ones radiant feelings and of what is life-affirming. Name a monotheism that has no fantastic and unearthly wishes, that does not reject sensuous existence? Believers do not possess dignity in themselves but acquire it through belief in a deity. Like grovelling servants aspiring to a higher social class, they do so by licking up to a master. Name a monotheism that isn't anti-feminist? Catholicism has Mary the mother of the-god-thing. That, however, is a crafty borrowing of Hera from Greco-Roman polytheism. But I am ranting.

What piece of work is s/he! How noble in reason. How infinite in faculty. In form and moving how express and admirable. In action how like an angel. In apprehension how like a goddess. The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals! So much for the dithering Princess of Denmark. S/he liked having things both ways, but got no satisfaction. To her, everyone was the quintessence of dust. As for me, XX people delight me a lot. And gender rebels and trans and intersex. Sometimes even XY-SNC. By your smiling, do you seem also to say yes?

Here's a curiosity. It is a rare society that suppresses all public eroticism, or is anti-feminine in all public celebration. Fancy exploring claims that Islam retains some bold expressions of worship of XX creativity, viz adoration of the vagina? Check out this video. Ignore the commentator's anti-erotic prejudices. The suggestion is that these are pre-Islamic Arabic customs. www.truthtube.tv/play.php?vid= 727

My unqualified contempt for Sharia Law remains. As Wafa Sultan says: "The trouble with Islam is deeply rooted in its teachings. Islam is not only a religion. Islam [is] also a political ideology that preaches violence and applies its agenda by force. "
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Occupation:
Words come easier than flics. All you'll find on my Channel here are my comments and favourites. Now click on a video and stop wasting time reading a talentless hack.....
Hobbies:
Moi? Je suis une atheist, humanist, scientific materialist, existentialist, objectivist, democrat. That's with a small "d"; not the party of the Peanut Farmer (now international handwringer), who let the Shah twist in the wind, 'till some French schooled Mullah hijacked the Iranian Revolution, and started a global fashion for black bin liners. Ie: (i) no divine beings; (ii) individual humans are the most important things, not collectivities; (iii) there is only the material world, best understood by the current scientific consensus; (iv) we create morality, but (v) there are objective universal values, which we can correctly or incorrectly judge; and (vi) democracy is the worst possible form of government until you consider the alternatives (to quote Churchill). And .... my feminism is pretty unabashed. Most of what is emotionally, intellectually, ethically and politically admirable is usually best exemplified by people customarily called "women", in the misguided language of sex and gender dimorphism. It is no contradiction to say the post sex-and-gender-typed world will be strongly feminist in its ethics and politics. Oh, and I rather like getting smoochy with XX and XY types, preferably simultaneously, especially if they do not believe in sex-and-gender n-type schemes or dimensions, most especially if they are radical trans. Lucky you if you are natal intersex, though I presume you, like me, will gently object to the dimorphic presumptions behind that term. Guess that makes me a polyamorous pansexual person (with an anti-sex-and-gender, radical trans identity) who likes dating couples, and who happens to be XX. That's enough "isms", except orgasms. Except, actually, kissing and caressing is where the fun is.
Movies:
Today's background is: "Jupiter and Callisto" (1744) by François Boucher. There are, indeed, several versions by Boucher, principally this one (Pushkin Museum of Fine Art, Moscow) and the 1769 version (Wallace Collection, London). Students of Classical mythology will be unsurprised by this choice. It exhibits a delicious identity transformation. Callisto is one of Diana's favourite nymphs. Jupiter is in love with Callisto, and in order for Callisto and Jupiter to be lovers, s/he (Jupiter) assumes the guise of Diana. Hence s/he wears Diana's crescent moon. Now, in Andrea's radical universe, gender and sex type have evaporated. Neither Ovid nor Boucher, nor Boucher's viewers were quite that radical. But, for instance, Callisto and Jupiter are unequivocally portrayed as a single sex/gender type, despite Ovid's mythology rendering Jupiter as distinctly masculine. Indeed, comparing the 1744 and 1769 versions, Jupiter and Callisto are here more completely sex/gender identical. In the 1769 version, Boucher adopts a version of her female-lighter-skin-tone and male-darker-skin-tone distinction, which is absent from the 1744 portrayal. On the other hand, the 1769 version contains the added ironical joke that Jupiter's symbolic eagle flies over Callisto, though it is moot whether this is an instance of further sex/gender blurring, or a hint that Callisto holds sway over Jupiter precisely because s/he has fallen in love with her. Either way and in either version, there is no hint of aggressive pursuit, only the entrancement of love. The viewer may oscillate between Callisto and Jupiter and enjoy the pleasure of both perspectives. It is like being in bed with two other lovers, watching one surrender to the other, and being seduced oneself by the delightful vision.
Music:
Previously on this channel: (1) "Bella Fantasía" (2007) by Clive Arnold, member of the Association of Erotic Artists, and a most imaginative creative spirit in the world of erotic digital photo-art. I might say "conceptual erotica" because, of course, the erotic is not only about inter-personal delight. It is (as one of Clives co-artists CW Sayer puts it) "high voltage discourse" that connects politics, philosophy and the divine. One of our biggest challenges is to engage erotic creativity as a healing art to repair the damage done to our sensuous, joyful, shared existence by anti-human monotheisms. Anyway, after the tragic romanticism of Francesca da Rimini, relax and imagine yourself as such a beautiful, poised person, your erotic self unfurled as gorgeously as the peacock feathered fan. (2) "Danté and Virgil Encountering the Shades of Francesca de Rimini and Paolo in the Underworld" (1855), by Ary Scheffer. Two versions - one in The Louvre, the other in The Wallace Collection. In this one and only world, there are some genuine contraries - truth and falsehood, to be alive or not, sincerity or deceptiveness, friendship or antipathy. Scheffer paints a heart-rending tension, between love once had, and love now lost but always recollected. There is a tear on Francesca's cheek. Caught as passionate lovers, and stabbed to death by Francesca's vile husband (Giovanni Malatesta), Francesca and Paolo ride the winds of desolation. In life they could, if only once, abandon themselves to the ecstasy of each other. Now they are dead, and though they assume the poses of erotic intimacy, they cannot actually know the warmth of life and love. The spectral white sheet between them indicates so. No greater sorrow than to remember happiness in the midst of despair. We may forget the Christian metaphysics of Hell, and the obsolete morality of marriage vows. Monogamy is perverse. The sadistic rubbish of everlasting fires and torment are just tantrums of furious children or petty vengeful adults. But Danté and Scheffer show us a truly earthly image of despair, which most of us will know. They are thus more psychologically acute and realistic and disturbing. Indeed, this picture breaks my heart, for it proposes a triumphant defiance of love. Amor non vincit omnia. An ironical twist - if you have not tasted love lost, then you have not lived. BTW, Francesca and Paolo are, of course, archetypes of people in love. It matters not what theory of affectional or sexual orientation you adopt. Nor if you even subscribe to sex or gender types. (3) "An Allegory with Venus and Cupid", (c 1540) by Bronzino. Erudite eroticism, made dramatic with figures of Love and Play, Time, Despair and Madness. I particularly like the many sides to the encounter between Venus and Cupid. Does s/he(Venus) disarm her (Cupid), because her(Cupid's) arrows can have no effect on her (Venus)? Because s/he already loves her, and so the arrows are unnecessary? Or does s/he allow her mother to pluck them away, confident that s/he will always love her? Or is it that her love as mother trumps the madness of romantic love between adults? Or does the cheeky imp know that the love of adults always replays the love we knew in childhood? There are plenty of masks in the picture. (4) "The Birth of Venus" (1879), by William-Adolphe Bouguereau. The height of 19th Century academic, classical kitsch, but deliciously executed, and not a dull monotheist in sight. (5) "Diana and Endymion" by Pierre Sublyras. Selene the Moon goddess lulls the beautiful shepherd to sleep, so that s/he can embrace her. Which of us has not looked at our lovers as they slept and been lost in the sense of limitless, ravishing contemplation? Endymion's hounds? One sleeps, one watches the goddess weave her spell, one challengingly watches you, as you behold the spectacle. A masterpiece. (6) someone beautiful, calm and strong. Generating mystery and allure. Untitled image. © Christopher John Ball, well known fine art photographer and co-founder of the Association of Erotic Artists. Posed by one of her regular models. An exemplar of what all humanity might be! (7) "Two Dimensions Short" from Disappointed Virginity © Marc Blackie. (8) "Wages of Sin" © R.C. Hörsch. All rights reserved, well almost.
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Channel Comments (415)
RomydeJesus (12 hours ago)
Hello!

Thanks for the onvite
andreaandrewmilne (15 hours ago)
Dear myfuzzlemuzzle,

Ha, ha, ha :-)

The trouble with that comment is:

(a) I'm XX not XY, so, according to "Male" physiology as traditionally conceived, I don't have it. Also no penis and no testes, but clitoris, ovaries and ova. So, even by the most adventurous redefinition of M-physiological type, I probably wouldn't fall under it.

(b) I don't really like that phalocentric stuff, either mVRAyP (myVaginaRappedAroundyourPenis), or another obvious acronym, mARAyP. Give me kisses and touching and laughter all night long, SVP
andreaandrewmilne (15 hours ago)
(c) I am shocked, shocked by such cheap windup prejudice, based on contempt for persons due to their having this or that sexual orientation. True, I don't care for theories of sexual orientation myself. But, that's because the concept is ill conceived, and not because the person herself is less than divine :-)

Now come on, be more provocative and leave something generous and amusing on my channel, you audacious troll.

Regards and some ♥, andrea
myfuzzlemuzzle (15 hours ago)
So how's the lifestyle of FAGGOTRY treating you??
giwishihadagf (18 hours ago)
:o)
ZJemptv (1 week ago)
Thanks for subscribing, I appreciate it!
1RationalMind (1 week ago)
Dear Andrea-

Yes, Defender of Reason's departure was quite the downer for me as well. As much as one might be afforded the emotion via videos, PMs and intimate emails...I grew to love her very much. I still do, in fact. I have been collecting brief messages from YT users to pass along to her, please feel free to PM me any regards you may wish for me to pass along.
1RationalMind (1 week ago)
The new job does not pay loads (but not bad either), but what it lacks in exceptional monetary compensation it makes up for in significant amounts of holidays off (13 per year) and 3 weeks paid vacation, great benefits and a fair amount of discouragement to work overtime (I do feel as if Ive taken on a French employer!).
1RationalMind (1 week ago)
I shall indeed take your advice and go out to see Bright Star, it sounds delightful. I began to read the review from The Independent, but it sought to tell the entire story in Cliff notes fashion- I should like to come into it without the whole of it being known to me already!

I hope your new relationship is enriching and rewarding, it sounds as if its off to a good start.

Much ♥ to you. ~Sam
andreaandrewmilne (1 week ago)
Dear S the 1RM, what, no more Def of Reason? That is a downer. Another tight-arsed employer.

Hope s/he'll be back soon, in a different guise. As Santa Claus giving all those Abrahamic Monotheists the perfect gift of a little scepticism?

Really, an employer of imagination would have traded on the YT celebrity of the gifted and funny DoR.

Idiots.

Sam, I hope the job proves at least amusing, and pays loads.

Go and see "Bright Star". So much delicious cinematography. Customary Jane Campion love of sensuous textures.
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