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I was hoping for a Blazing Saddles reference here... oh well, maybe she'll say "up yours, Zecora"

You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her.... smoking!

@CannedSodas I thought of incest, do I get a cookie?

I think I can fap to this.

Hold on...

Yes, yes I can.

MAKE IT LOOP, OH MAKE IT LOOP!!!

@xdarkside19x Comment's then proceed to rape you.

Don't make me get out the car and choke a bitch

@0ctopusComp1etely The reason is because you can

Step 1. become loli

Step 2. Ask for it

Step 3. ?

Step 4. Profit!

Best. Jail sentence. Ever

My brother's speaking in douchebag

@TheZacula That's the joke, whores know how to run in heels because they have to run from the cops

@beastcowable Spike is rainbow dash.

That's no belly button!

ba dum tish

@ZlatkoTheGod No problem, if I can help in any other way just give me a call

No top comments? Umm... pickle penis, pickle penis. Uh, uh, my underwear's on fire!

Who can it be knocking at my door? Go away, don't come round here no more. Can't you see that it's late at night? I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.

Lauren Faust sure has a bad case of blue horn

Why does this keep coming up in my suggested videos?

@statusisaway She would be an American. And contrary to popular belief Americans DO read. How else are we gonna know which books to burn?

@ramjet94 No, the one who though Rainbow dash was stealing his slippers

*sniff* Those slippers where the only thing keeping him going

EVEN HER RAPE IS GRASHFUL

I'm not gay, but that little jump at the end makes me hard

OOOOOOOOOO Big mac gonna sneeze, gonna sneeze Big Mac (what?), Big Mac gonna sneeze (gettem wet Big Mac)

hey they actually got Tara Strong to do half the voices. Too bad anything made by Mad hasn't been funny since I was 12

@onemidnightgone What's with pegususis and pie?

Why does every one keep getting these 2 confused? I seriously think I'm getting trolled but I don't care anymore. It's Deadpool. DEADPOOL!

I keep coming back to this fucking video

@AXharoth Who

Well, you see Sweetie Belle I'm what is known as an "Abusive drunk"

OH GOD IT'S GUATEMALA ALL OVER AGAIN!

@TheSpeedPlays Taxes too high? SEND THAT BITCH TO THE MOON!!!

@alphex1000 Go further and that's the only thing that gets you off.

Why don't bitches like Star Wars?

Hey, what if he had that clip of RD and AJ almost kissing and made the title "Don't clop to this"? Yeah, that would be so weird. I mean who would want to clop to that. It doesn't even have a sexy Twilight in it... good night O_O

Rainbow Dash: Orbital Hate Canon successful, Brohoof avoided