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I jam 24/7; if I'm not listening to music, I'm thinking about listening to music. I've got a song to play for every occasion, every party, every attitude. I love to camp, seeing as I'm in scouts, but I hate those prick scouts who wear their uniforms out in public. They make us all look bad. I try to be nice to everyone, so few people hate me. My favorite class is geometry, seeing as my teacher has an abundant hate for me, which I exacerbate by joking around nonstop; I can't help it- I like to have fun. I play the saxophone and take private lessons, but only practice for about an hour a day. I like being in school more than being at home, mostly because I have zero friends nearby. That and coming home means starting my work. I don't play any sports, but I'm thinking about trying tennis. I'm a freshman, but I call anyone walking slowly in the halls freshman. I can see why so many people hate us. Whenever I'm feeling down, I'll do something stupid and ridiculous to cheer myself up. My biggest philosphy is that you should enjoy every day of your life and share the joy with someone else; otherwise it's worthless. In my mind, Thursday is the greatest day of the week, and nothing willl ever change that. I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, seeing as I maintain all honors classes with straight A's. Even though I try to be courteous to most people, I'll be anxious to leave a conversation with someone less intelligent. Something in their voices seems to annoy me. I've always been second in everything my entire life, from sports to grades. In every single baseball season I've played, my team came in second in the playoffs. I don't watch sports; I'd rather go out with my friends and play them. I'll be that guy who spontaneously has an idea to do something crazy, and most of the time I'll carry it out. My bud Steve Bonn and I are planning on getting together a band called Death Via Cowbell; it will consist of 47 cowbells of varying pitches, a tambourine, rainsticks, a wood block, an electric triangle, and a didgeridoo, played by little sister. My sister and I pretend to hate each other, and it's usually true whenever anyone else is around. I love to use Pandora to find new music; it's really useful. I have a jesus-fish-shaped scar on my arm from a 2nd-degree burn; if I have a substitute teacher don't like, I might act like my parents beat me. I find humor in everything, so much so that people can get a little creeped out. I wish bus rides were longer. They always seem like a party. I plan on moving to Bar Harbor, Maine when I get older; it's a beautiful place. In my lifetime, I plan on seeing a full solar eclipse, touring Europe, especially Italy, having a family, and throwing a paper airplane off of the Golden Gate Bridge. I lost the game. I started the game in Southampton Middle Schools, so thank you, Izzy, for being my messenger. People are too ugly towards one another, so peace.