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Name:
American Discocrash
ADC 55 Parma, OH
Broadcasting "The Shit"--a three hour "Super Saturday, Saturday Morning Super Show"*.
*For mature, discriminating audiences
American Discocrash
ADC 55 Parma, OH
Broadcasting "The Shit"--a three hour "Super Saturday, Saturday Morning Super Show"*.
*For mature, discriminating audiences
About Me:
In order to expand the reach to those who do not live in the Parma area, broadcasts are reenacted on Youtube as Playlists. To view properly, click on an Episode playlist, start at the Episode beginning, press play, and ignore the skips. Sit back. Relax. Just enjoy what can not be denied. If Heaven had a TV channel, and its airwaves could hit your home, this would be it. This is what Heaven would transmit. You lucky bastard. You can get Heaven. That calls for a beer*. Go get a beer; enjoy Heaven with a beer. Get drunk* and experience Heaven drunk, not many could claim to have had that pleasure. Just remember that you deserve it. But do not drink and drive. that would land you in Hell**. Do not go to Hell, they serve Sunny D and reconstituted scrambled eggs on toast--you should not have to put up with that shit. I'm hungry. I'm going to see what I have here. Let's see, there is some Sunbeam white. I have some Skippy. Do I have jelly? Yes! Maybe I will skip the peanut butter and the bread and just have the jelly. Awesome. I am going to have jelly. Now, if I only had something to read. Ah, here it is. Good. Maybe I can also figure out this calculus problem that has tormented me this past month. Ohhh, now I am having dirty thoughts about that commercial. why did I watch the TV while eating jelly, you know what happens when I eat jelly. Maybe I should see if that cake is still there. Cake and Jelly. Awesome. now to get my toothpaste. Where the Hell** is my toothpaste? How am I going to wrap this up without my toothpaste? Maybe baking soda will take care of it, not as many uses as WD-40, but it can turn the trick. No, that was pretty painful. I will find my toothpaste.
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*You must be 21 to enjoy a crisp, cool, refreshing beer
**There is no age limit here, even for a baby****
****Yes, even for a teeny, tiny baby
Hometown:
Parma, OH
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United States
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Channel Comments
8T:T5FOD!
I am your ADC host, your guide to the Glitteratti, 8Track: The Five Fingers of Death!. Uttered as "The Five" and spell checked as "8Track: The Five Fingers of Death!". Yes, that is right...all of the words are silent except for "The Five". but to pronounce it means death to those who hear it, so chose wisely, the time and place, choose wisely. It is probably better to spellcheck it out and pass it along as a note.
Enough of this bullshit.
Regardless!
In the coming month,Youslube will be making a face lift. As we have learned from Hollywood celebrities, face lifts have tragic, tragic outcomes. Youslube's will be no different as, alas, this will be the "one too many"--the permanent "surprised" look, the nonexistent nose and a new cross-bred species of cat person countenance will be all over this shit. How this will effect the performance and quality you have come to associate with "The Shit!" is unknown, but predicted to be quite disastrous.
God Speed 2 U All.
8T:T5FOD!
RIP John Du Cann 1946 - 2011
(although my holy shit seems to be delayed a month due to the news traveling from "across the pond")
Don't Be A Dummy!
he gave birth to the coolest guitar solo i have ever seen performed to a pre-recorded re-recording of another artist's song