About this user
Hello and welcome to the parker crew, on the amazingfigitit. We have many members, cool ones, and others. Here is something about everyone.
Zach - The hyperactive nice kid with flowing graceful hair. He laughs alot and is very enthusiastic about creatures that scare tommy. Some may call him an animal conservitive. He also is pretty nasty with the strings of god, the modern day harp, the guitar. However, he could use a bit of work on his hiena laughter - I swear in the 20th century when he was a baby his laugh broke the pentagon building. Most likely to: become the next Steve Irwin and Slash Hobbies: Basketball, guitar, guitar hero, getting owned by Tommy and Will in water fights
Nathan - Nathanial the sweat mongral, he is a star in the youtube sensation "This kid eats anything!" He is a very cheerful person who enjoys long walks on the beach and hot dogs (dont we all?!). Most likely to: Be the next quittich champion Hobbies: Quittich, basketball, lacross
Tommy - IDEA MAN and LEADER--------- : Tommy is the blond kid in this group. Blond is the color of the sun, and tommy is the light of our eyes. His heart problem, although probably made up, is a serious matter, so serious he cannot play for the summer leage basketball team. What a pity. His glasses, however, have been cursed by satan and this however makes him ugly. He is on an eternal quest to find the wizard of cleansing to clean his curse so he can take the sword of glassesalibur and slay the satan who bestowed this curse among him. Tommy cheers us all up. Most likely to: Discover the cure for cancer from dissecting kittens like mittens Hobbies: Basketball, Soccer, Poetry, Sleeping incredibly long hours
Will - TECH GUY------------ : Most known for his smartness. He is the over achiever in the group. Will in his spare time likes to breed wild unicorns and sell their souls to warlocks. Which is why he gets his name as being the evil scientist from the lagoon. Most likely to: be the CEO of the purple defribulator company Hobbies: Basketball, soccer, sasketball, and last but not least unicorn souls snatching
Jimmy/Jimothy - IDEA MAN------------- : When he was a baby a werewolf coughed pixie dust from his previous dinner on to little jimothy's hands. This gave him mystical attributes onlt for basketball. This making jimmy only known for basketball and nothing else. Most likely to: Play Street ball (not nba because his skillz are off the wall crazy) Hobbies: Basketball... Stealling the spotlight from his miniature brother, timothy
Tim - CREATOR-------------- : timmy is the heart and soul of this group. Most likely to: become a male stripper Hobbies: Basketball (specifically giving the ball to jimmy)
Hometown
america, the home of jim flannagan
Country
United States
Occupation
being sexy...... jk the only sexy person in this group is jesus, this is jesus right now, god said hello
