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HEY HEY HEY HOWS IT GOIN?
IM a very ambitious awesome person who very much enjoys people saying she is a "sexy beast"
I really like muffins and cheese
I love to diarrhea out completely ridiculous sentences that make no sense and cause everybody to think for a second.
Most of my time is spent day dreaming about flying in the sky with my own muffin army listening to neutral milk hotel and seeing miles of gorgeous humans around me.
I get angry with people who are think everything everybody says has to do with a penis or vagina or sex or boners
My idea f a perfect day would be to wake and find out my family has left to go to somewhere and wont be back for awhile while my friends come to my house and its raining outside and a huge stack of scary movies mysteriously appears. Oh yeah and im in America with my sister and i have lost about 70 pounds =)
If you say i have problems screw.your.face.
i dont have problems
you do
i can play with my titties all i want
so no i wont stop fixing my god damned bra that doesn't fit
and admiring their pure boobage
I really like muffins and coffee
OH YES
if you hate me thats only because my pure monumental awesomeness is blinding you because you cant hold it in
BECAUSE YOUR NOT COOL ENOUGH =)
I still do love you though
if you managed to peek inside my head you would find
big butts, juice, cheese, music, gorgeous humans, fat babies, disco balls, people punching people in the face, a free ice cream machine, bathrooms everywhere, big butts, a bag full of gummy bears, huge colorful dresses, boobs, overly colorful hair, and an Amanda Palmer cake complete with too much icing and lots of cookies. =D
I really have convinced myself fairies exist
because they do
and i am amazing
now please
please
please
please
please
take my hand and we can eat fried taco together.



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( I am actually fine with everybody whos not completely annoying and dosent worship abercrombie, but i couldn't find most of them and i think they look awesome)
My myspace is:
www.myspace.com/cablob
(you can add me if you desire, as long as your not a pedophile though =/ )
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
- Bill Hicks

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines

"IF you kill all my demons my angels might die too"-from the movie "transsiberian&qu ot;

"Bisexuality just doubles your chance of getting a date on saturday night"-Woody Allen

Neverbe bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. ~HarveyFierstein



My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. ~From the movie Ed TV

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. ~Sam Austin