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Aaah the comedy fan. Most analytical of all the world's fans. Most fundamentally convinced that they know best. Bless 'em.

Hey thanks for posting the lyrics! They've always baffled me.

Thanks for making this, I'm almost sold on getting this computer. Is there any way to make it full screen so the icons don't show at the bottom? Seems like every mac minecraft video I see still has those icons there.

Intelligence agencies the world over are in competition. Obviously some alliances exist, but so do an huge number of conflicting interests.

The conflicting parties HAVE to monitor each others' communications, and expend resources on analysing them. It makes sense, therefore to maintain a few broa...

My (entirely constructive) criticism is that you should take your attitude towards complexity in bass riffs and apply it to your voice, which never moves out of the key it starts in. Nice bass line by the way (the second one).

"Some people sort of ruin their lives to be in there." Out of the mouths of babes

@heroic33 Music from 3:42 to 6:22 is "In the Hall of the Mountain King" from Edvard Grieg's "Peer Gynt"

@DamienB203 For a professional rugby player, you don't seem keen to advertise the fact on your channel. Also, you seem quite unconcerned about the repercussions that describing a fellow player as "SHIT!" on youtube might have on your career, let alone the death threats I see you have made in othe...

If you don't find this funny, you've obviously never been to a commercial casting. Or you've been to too many. They're AWFUL, you have to do all sorts of stupid shit and you hardly ever get the job and if you do happen to get the job invariably they don't bother paying you for months and JESUS CH...

I like Orthodox priests, I also like Armenian priests, but which is better? There's only one way to find out...

@ALIYASEXYGIRLNUMBER1 Louis Theroux's style is investigating situations that are violent/intimidating/dangerously unbalanced with a straightforward honesty. He doesn't want to piss ANYONE off, he just wants their story, and no, I don't think he went home and wrote a poem about it. I suggest you w...

For an intelligent guy, he really does sound like a rem in this clip. Especially when he says "baseballs".

My favourite bit was when you burst into uncontrollable laughter. Man, you genuinely found something really funny at that point! So much so that you couldn't continue talking! I could tell that you really found it funny because you laughed in such a pronounced way! HAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU DIDN'T BOTH...

Even when he was totally bladdered, Hitchens was more cogent than most orators. I never liked him (I should say "I never liked his public persona") because I react badly to polemicists, but he was very accomplished in everything he did.

"Can you say what they say you did?"

"Allegedly, allegedly"

"Can you say what they allegedly say you did?"

Classic Louis Theroux, Anthony doesn't even realise he's just been owned, syntactically.

The best line in this scene is the last. "Some day this war's gonna end." It always takes me by surprise, just how much he's savouring it, and how he knows exactly that he'll miss it when it's over.

@krisvahl well played sir/madam...well played.

Wadsworth constant is a load of rubbish. Punchlines need setups, this video being a case in point. It's a peaceful rural scene gradually intruded upon by some kind of commotion, which it then becomes clear is a guy who's lost control of his dog, and is desperately, unsuccessfully trying to stop t...

My guess is that you went to an ultra-zionist town on the sabbath, set up the stuff that you had brought with you as if you wanted to sell it, knowing full well that people would get annoyed that you were selling stuff on sabbath, and then recorded their reaction. Well done, you fan the flames of...

So you went into am ultra-zionist part of Israel, did something inflammatory and then recorded the reaction. Well done, you fan the flames well.

Wow! I bet you were really just minding your own business not filming anybody when they suddenly started screaming at you for no reason whatsoever! This definitely proves something about all jews. You are a true documentarian.

Why is "Little Little" by BEP not on youtube? It's like the world is willfully ignoring the fact they had a perfectly good discog before they released "where is the love" and then turned into an autotuned piece of shit.

I second that motion. I would pay good money for a good 8 bit music-maker designed like a guitar. Good work.

Yeah, Stephen wrong about pronunciation of boat. Don't have the same oh sound in German. Also wrong about the way Germans pronounce handy. I wish he wasn't because it annoys me, but Germans pronounce it kind of like "hendy", same with any english word with a short a sound.

@savemyplaylist if her singing is worth shitting on then you should do it. Go out right now and shit on Larkin Grimm's singing.

Well, I'm convinced. What could be more compelling evidence for the theory that one secret organisation controls everything than the fact that some buildings look like triangles, others like swastikas, and OTHER SHAPES AS WELL? This video definitely proves everything. By the way, while you're at ...

@MuseFromGallifrey we are talking about him now. But do you know his name? No you don't. Shame on you.

@iainjames03 JUST COMING!

Quite surprised that anyone could interpret this as anything but a joke, and quite a good one I might add. Describing the word "tenner" as a 'big, hi-falutin' (no idea how to spell that) ten dollar word'. How can that be anything but a joke?

"That's how bad it's got...in my head."

Sounds so much more like Clarkson in this clip.

When I was your age, I got owned at Goldeneye the whole time. If I had played Quake I think I would have been sick, judging by the speed at which the second half of this video moves. Now I'm older and I get owned at BF3 the whole time. Still sucks to be a mediocre gamer who doesn't have the insan...

@shadowgurke what is it?

You, sir/madam are an absolute kick-ass player of this game. Back in the day this kind of thing was par for the course; jerky, difficult controls, no in-game tutorial, and only a perfunctory game manual to give you some idea of what you were supposed to do. I was too young to realise that movie t...

4:20 and...you know 420...and..FIRST!..oh god, what's the point?

Am I being stupid, or is this actually Paul O'Grady?

My favourite part is "You really know when you've pressed a button."

I like the way the script emphasises "DO NOT RUN!" I guess Ubisoft were getting just as angry with people as I have been for not appreciating the brilliant stealth mechanics of AC multiplayer.

Thumbs up if you clicked because you thought this was a drummer (with nice legs) called Hot Chelle Rae, covering the Smashing Pumpkins' song "Tonight, tonight". Or is that just me being old?