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Liberal women unfortunately disgrace the Democrats while conservative women are hot and intelligent. I have never seen a knockout liberal woman and usually they're ugly as sin. Bo Derek is a conservative and she's a 10. When Mary Landrieu is the best looking liberal, you know there's something wr...

Bill Maher cleans Bill O'Reilly's clock every time. O'Reilly thinks that decibel level wins arguments, outshouting the other person. That's all he knows. He loves to emphasize the word "guy" when he rants in his nightly tirade to put down anyone he perceives as a liberal. Maher on the other hand ...

The trouble with Bill Maher is he makes too much sense and people don't want to hear rational discourse. He's an old fashioned liberal. He's not against the death penalty or enforcing immigration laws. You can cherry pick statements from any pundit that were off the wall, even George Will, Mr. Sp...

Tall, fat, touchy, feely chicks but not 7 layers of fat are hot. The ones with 17 layers of cellulite are really pieces of sh.it.

The controls have never been anything close to precise for any home console baseball game. There's always way too much play in them. I don't expect any improvement in MLB 12 The Show. It's absolutely maddening that they can never get it right or even close.

Sofia is such a hot mama. Spanish chicks are the best.

Jim sounds so much like Sheldon. What a lovely man.

Impeccable timing. Just absolute perfection in ventriloquism. There was never a more talented performer than Paul Winchell or as Knucklehad called him Mr. Winkel.

Art was much more supportive than Alex Trebek. Trebek lacks empathy big time. Art Fleming had the magic, always a smile in his voice.

Art Fleming, the great Jeopardy host better than Alex Trebek. Art was amazing.

I don't find Ricky Gervais funny. He's pretty lame. I've never laughed at any of his jokes.

I had a crush on Josn Embry.

These guys are hilarious. They were on the now defunct Mad TV

That guy is such a dead ringer for Obama it's scary. He's got the voice down absolutely perfect.

What a great song. This is just the most soothing melody I've ever heard.

Wynn Elliot was awesome. He had the most electrifying voice ever. Anyone who heard Wynn's broadcasts of NY Rangers' games in the 1950s and 60s heard the most electrifying sports announcer ever. His signature announcing tag line was "lines it up shoots, beautiful save, the rebound, score!!!!! You ...

Megyn is so damn cute.

Without question the most beautiful voice in the world. When I listen to Bing Crosby's White Christmas it nauseates me. But Engelbert Humperdinck is a Voice from the heavens. What a marvelous man.

The world's greatest singer, Engelbert is just a giant in this world of such midgets. Whatever your religion, you can't help but be captivated by Christmas music from the golden pipes of this great man Engelbert Humperdinck(Arnold George Dorsey).

If you watch Megyn no matter how much you disagree with her politics she's still the sweetest woman in the world. She loves to give guys passionate kisses.

I love Spanish chics.

Ellen is so nice. So funny but never mean spirited.

I like the guy with the concertina and Craig Ferguson witha suit and a shmata around his head. Hilarious theater of the absurd.

That was a lame d'oh and nothing like the emphatic d'ohhhhhh!!!!!!!! from the actual originator of it, James Finlayson as Colonel Wilberforce Buckshot in the 1930 Laurel and Hardy classic Another Fine Mess.

Hands down this is the funniest skit in television history. Jane pontificating with a sanctimonious tone followed by Dan just saying Jane you ignorant slut puts me in stitches. Jane Curtin was such a good sport to do this Point Counterpoint spoof for years.

Joe Alaskey is hands down the world's greatest impressionist. This is true talent. As Jackie Gleason he's so dead on it's scary.

This rendition reminds me of Solfeggio by the Nairobi Ape Trio on the Ernie Kovacs show. The Nairobi Apes should have played Skookian. It would have been funnier than Solfeggio,

How can you dislike this song? The melody is so catchy. It's great music. Too many people know nothing but to judge everything from a political bent, even music. This is a classic song. Take it for what is and don't make it nuclear war. The world is full of dangerously pious assholes.

Paul Anka's version of Skokiaan is truly a breath of fresh air in a world that is otherwise a rotting cesspool. It's one of the very few pristine bits of iridescense this sewer that passes for a world has.

Bert Kaempfert really had classic trumpet solos such as this version of Skokiaan.

I like this version the best of all of them. It has perfect synchronicity.

Just an absolutely wonderful song. i don't know how there could possibly be a song ever recorded that was better. It mixes so many different musical styles brilliantly.

She had a fart attack. The farts kept cannonading uncontrollably. How much did they stink? She must have eaten a lot of chili.

If the lyrics were written today they could have included Lydia, Lydia she had chlymidia and Lydia, Lydia, she ate Activia and bought Nvidia

She has no senxe of her mortality. Does she have any concept of breaking her hip at 85? I doubt it. You won't see Kimbo at a nursing home trying to cheer up old people confined to wheelchairs anytime soon.

Robin has always been a good sport as well as being breathtakingly beautiful. I'd like to sing pachalafaka to her and make out with her after that.

This is a classic. I like the Soupman's continental savoir faire. And then he spills his drink and drools on himself.

Soupy's inferior version. Are you kidding me? Soupy's was a music video. It was a classic. The singing was better on the original recording but Soupy and Pooky were great.

That's not Julie Andrews!!