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@Newmacker Self appointed crusader for the LDS it would appear to be??? sit around in some pseudo temple garments and peer into your hat all day?

Nori has her covered.

@handmiadenofgod be on my end. can you imagine gazing into the folds thighs, trying to muster up enough courage to give it a lick??? YUCK!!! cellulite, stretch marks and pasty thighs are repulsive. IMO. 5 feet and 108??? i'd give that two thumbs up.

@scheissdreckhass come on over and see for yourself. i shit you not we have the most obese girls in the world. i still remember being in HOF Austria, and running into a girl working in a bank there. still, to this day...........the finest specimen of a woman on this planet....... i'll trad...

@Poseidon99Jeus no. not the color of their skin. i love orange chicken and just hope that their pussies taste like it.

@MixxMasterKid whatever dickwad. i had the FIRST Kiss album, from day one. the one that had DEUCE as the first song on the second side, not Kissin' Time, so I was there from day one. HTH was the last album that any raw content worth listening to. when bob azrin, or whatever alice's producer'...

@SovereignStatesman that's funny. gotta admit it. but astro boy didn't have a secondary assistant making his decisions. and gigantor came after A.B., so he is in all ways inferior!!! gigantor is a robot. A.B. thinks for himself. at least in cartoon land.

kILL the sorry note stealing fuckers.

Lip sync. Unfortunately. I've listened to this song a million times. I know.

Win the wars. Kill 'em all!

On time, on target.

Responding to the song... Iconic.

First of all, you can only slam dope in the VEIN!!!!!! Second of all, you dope runs are not made to Fontana, They are mad FROM Fontana.!!! Meth capitol of the world. At least it use to be. Lick the spody side of my fuckstick!!!

steve vai isn't good enough to be a pimple on Joe's ass!!!

"listenability" is where joe has other guitar players covered in droves.

my friends girlfriend is a mormon presently but is leaving the church also.

star wars is more believable.

"sucks" seems to cover it.

has tony ever written a bad riff? all i have to do is see the title of a sabbath song and the riff will come to me. and gibson should change the name of the SG to the TI, cause it's the Tony Iommi guitar.

i'm not feelin' it.

i've got a boner

I still play with myself, just like i did when i was kid when Jeannie came on.

yep, looks like a T-45. more russian plagiarism. looks more like a turd than a fighter.

piece of junk

xmas season. seasonal jobs. things are looking brighter now. gimme a break

sure it fell. just like every xmas season. then it goes back up afterwards. for two months a year the government can boast, then hang their heads for the next 10.

MEN OF THIS WORLD!!! can you imagine if she had chapped lips and was running them up and down your unit??? i, for one, wouldn't last a second. but, for sure she'd better duck outta the way or i'll blow her head off!!!!!!

@thejailbirdz wouldn't that have been the Starlite Festival? Outdoors? Sept of 75? Big cross illuminated? I might be wrong, but i was at that one. Skynryd, Frampton

i wanna go to Rio and Rock Am Ring before I am dead. those people are some kick ass fans. it used to be like that in the U.S., before everybody got fat and can't get off their asses, much less bang their heads.

god specifically ordained that the SG be built for Tony Iommi. I miss my 73 and my 66 Tele. traded my 73 for a dirt bike in 76. retarded.

the title of this song would be methblind nowadays

gotta love the rocker chicks. probably wearing dittos - which accentuated the camel toe like no other pants

@ThePhalseProfit i'll bet that VH never had that many people walk out on them at once. it was a mass exodus.

@98thunderace oops, geezer. alzheimer's is taking over

every now and then i have to come back and watch you and the 454. it's love how well you handle that beast! here's a little thing i found extremely amusing. with my dad (RIP) and the neighbor, 3 Screw Blackhawk 44. recoil left blood trickling from his forehead,. "He's going down!" it was funny. ...

i had a chance to fire a BAR at an indoor shooting range a couple of years ago. never shot a full auto before. suddenly, i felt like Clyde Barrow and wanted to rob every bank in sight

bad drugs are bad. good drugs are good. lsd comes to mind. 60's acid, not pseudo 2011 stuff.

I'll give Triumph the nod for 2nd best act of the day next to Scorps. They were both awesome

Randy is here with us in San Bernardino. We can stop by and pay our respect to a true guitar hero at anytime. RIP Randy

Randy is here with us in San Bernardino. We can stop by and give our respects. RIP Randy.

Jake better than Randy someone says? I'll check the NO box on my ballot.