Hey, This is Alio Losh. Alio for short. Ali for shorter. Al for even shorter. A for the shortest. You know what, just call me "That Guy."

I like to plumb, I like to unclog toilets, especially when they overflow and you have to put on a scuba suit so you dont drown.

Um..I like Taco's. Their good. Yeah. Tacos.

Taco..SHAG IT BABY YEAH!

I hate those green Leprechans.Their always staring at you. Then they mock you 'cuz you cant catch them. damn little bastards

I have Cornacopia of Words to say to you.

Toaster
Orange
Poop
Unclog
My
Toilet
Now
Please
I
Will
Eat
You
Monkey
Fish

Salad Fingers scares the crap out of me. He's all WAHHTSH RAPE AND SHIT

I once was bouncing my cat and he crapped on my shirt...WTF? But seriously man, dont do it. My warning to you.

Well, I am one of the creators of the clips of Whattaretard. you know, the stuff. yeah baby yeah.

Well, I like to wierd. It's fun. Especially when people like YOOOOOOOUUU dont know me..

STOP STARING AT ME YOU FREAK!

STOP IT!

MOLESTER!

YOUR GUNNA MOLESTER MY CAT HUH?

WELL THEN!

*kicks you in the nards*

*punches you in the hoohoos*

My slogan:Shag it baby. Yeah..Yeah

I'm straight so you all know! GAY IS NOT AN OPTION!

I'm not emo or any of those "catagories" I'm normal. Or am I? O.o

I saw this meat thing at store.

It said Ham Nuggets.

WTF?

Warning:Never eat moldy cheese.

Good luck in life. Remember, there is no such thing as an uncloggable toilet.

Holllayyyy Guacaaamollee.

Corn is the most dangerous kind of turd.

-Aliolosh