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Well you're all wrong, I wrote it and I'm Elvis and yes, I work in a chip shop x

Uh, one word. Politics

You (all of us) don't count, never have. Never will. Go to bed and sleep tight. x

Still love them, and fuck you kid I was cool once, this proves it. Ha!

That's what I'm saying Testo, Tyson pure fucking battered him!

Barratt you slaaag! XX Berridge

I used to be able to spell opinion, or was it onion?

Ace! saw Dark Star many times back in the day, was like being hit by a freight train.

I pushed my sister down the stairs when we were kids.

Erm, a neo-nazi out for a stroll with his black girlfriend on PCP? Not sure you tought that one through Sherlock...

A Buddhist Monk is on holiday and being in Times Square he wanders over to a hot dog seller.

"What can I get you friend?" asks the seller

"Make me one with everything" replies the monk.

Singing "don't know much 'bout history, don't know much biology, don't know much about science books" and even less about gravity... What the fark was Dawkins doing being interviewed by this guy? doesn't he have an agent of some sort to stop him getting into these muppets do science scenarios? st...

And just for the record, those Jazz drummers were boring everyone with their annecdotes and tips, sadly most did the same with their playing

I've got a hamster called Metallica, does that count? He's 5 by the way, incase that makes any difference?

Hollywood Town Hall

All apologies, aparently the upload sync is 6 frames short for the whole thing, which is what causes the time drag. thought you were slagging my mate off see.... good tune, keep the drummer.

I farted in the bath the other day, how I laughed. Big bang? More like big bubbles!

I know the truth about you young Peter.... Ruby told me all about it; turning up at the studio on a monday morning after a no sleep Glastonbury and then you recorded this baby. XX