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Those carrots are ginormous. Almost as big as my boner when watching this broad.

Looks like a medical condition called coloboma or coloboma of the iris. Then again, you can find the word "alien" in the name "Michael Irvin". Maybe Jimmy was the head reptile and Irvin, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman were his acolytes. Back-to-back Super Bowl wins is hard to explain.

Does she have braces on her lower teeth or meth mouth?

For crissakes, the kid's rapping. Where's the talent in that?

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This video would make more sense if, in the years since 9/11/01, we haven't had ninety-nine-thousand more angles from personal camcorders showing the second impact. Claims that the 2nd crash were fake or the 1st was a bomb have been dispelled years ago but people are still here commenting.

Your brain sees a nose cone go in and expects a nose cone to come out; that's how it fools you into seeing what you want to believe. But if you look at frame 36 and 37 you can clearly see that it is debris being projected outward. It's only in frame 38 that the projection of debris actually resem...

5:19 Mmmm, Candy

A few slaps to the head and soft kicks that were obviously far from full force? That ain't torture! Oh, I forgot the bucket on the head. Amazing how the latest generation of kids are such whiny bitches compared to my generation (X). When we got arrested, we took our lumps like champs. We never cr...

0:16 Jokes on the Sheikh: she ain't 16, she's 61!

That's what happens when you try to rape Benny Lava's girlfriend. Think I'm gonna go watch the Benny Lava video now...

0:43 She was gang-raped by eight armed men? I think that's the Octopus Gang!

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AWESOME! I've seen a million bad "Downfall" parodies but this one had me cracking up...maybe because it expressed MY OWN anger at the iPhone 5 vaporware debacle. I lost my old phone 2 months ago and thanks to not having insurance, I walked around sans phone & checked voicemail hourly, waiting to ...

BTJ: Brazilian Thug Jitsu

FACT: Dudes who have their shirt off always get their asses kicked. See the Suggested Videos on the right side of the page "Bully Gets Taught A Lesson" and "Mouthy Little Prick Gets Knocked the Fuck Out" as two examples. MORAL: Never take your shirt off in an attempt at intimidation, if the other...

Why didn't he shoot them or stab them? It's a common known fact that all Black dudes carry weapons. ;-)

Seriously, if he was attacked based on race it's fucked up. But how about all those videos of White dudes getting jumped by multiple Blacks? You don't see "hate crime" in the title or descript...

Why are Nation of Islam dudes studying Jiu Jitsu. I thought they hated the "Jius" (rimshot)

Actually it looks like Aikido, not Jiu Jitsu .

Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah: Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin', Clementine; You were lost and, gone forever, oh my darlin', Clementine. This girl was super-cute, hot, great (surprising) voice in her X-Factor Audition which I found by accident looking at American X-Factor Aud...

How about this, Ms. Warren: factories stop getting police protection and the poor lose their jobs because they get raided? Or, rich people stop getting police protection and poor and elderly lose the welfare, medicaid, medicare and food stamps that rich (and mainly middle class) support. Then the...

Breton? That's a weird name. Is this a young Breton James from "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps". He was a sneaky fukk even as a kid.

AWESOME!!! This kid may not be the real Michael Moore but he is the same kind of coward, lineal thinker as Moore. He thinks: A) Problem B) solution. I can see how to get from A to B after the fact. Who can I blame for not having seen it before? Typical liberal simplification of complex ideas. But...

He knows that the attempted prohibition of alcohol was a failure 'cause he was there!

This is why Ron Paul fails. You can tell the moderator almost doesn't want to ask the question about Paul's electability because it calls into question his kookiness. Ron, however, totally misses the point and interprets the question as an comment on him being "less Republican" than the other can...

Funny, I look at the Dow Jones Industrial Average ticker at the bottom and it reads 10,800. As I type this, it's in another nosedive (the last big one was yesterday) and at about 10,700. THREE YEARS LATER. Way to (not) grow an economy Obama!

0:51 Did he say the 9/11 terrorists murdered 3,000 Americans and other farmers? I wasn't aware of any farmers being targeted. This needs to be looked into by the press. This conspiracy just gets deeper and deeper.

2:05 He compliments Nicole's beauty and right away Paula jumps in with, "yes she is. Yes she is." No doubt thinking how when she was the only woman on the panel (AI) she would get all the praise. Jealous girl. And speaking of bitches, what's up with Xander "Don't call me Alexander" Alexander gett...

1:46 I like her voice better from behind. Nice boo-tay.

cute feet though