I KNOW I may not have the most subscribers. I KNOW I may not have the most views. But I earned my subscribers off my own VIDEOS, not something someone else made! Well sort of. Alright, I don't own Thomas and Friends, but at least I make up the stories! Anyway, something for you.
THANK YOU all those who helped to contribute to Alexandthomas Epicness. You people are awesome! ITS BECAUSE OF YOU this stupid channel of stupid stuff actually has almost 700k views total, its because of YOU that I still go on YouTube.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE ME!! YOU PEOPLE ARE WORTHLESS PIECES OF PIKAPOOP!! MUAHAHHAHHAHAHA
Ahem. I meant to say...
ENJOY (or at least try the best you can)

Alexandthomas Productions has been seriving YouTube randomly since September 2008 and our Privacy Police includes the statement that you must agree to actually provide a reason for why my videos suck (so I can make them better next time), dislike them for a good reason. That means if I know someone has been disliking my videos cause they hate me, I will disable the ratings on that video. That has happened twice, and I want to abolish that. Alexandthomas Policy also states that the people helping me with my videos agree and are liable of any damage to my stuff during filming. It is also required that you cannot live anywhere off of planet Earth. if my account is closed down by YouTube you can still see me on my sub accounts (see below for my joined and substitute account(s)). Also I do not make videos for boredom, cause I may be one of the only people on this flippin planet that cares about the quality of his videos. Alexandthomas Productions finally states that if you have agreed to all these terms you may wish to rate, comment, and help all you want. It is you guys that help make Alexandthomas Productions videos improve (or try to) with every video. Hey give me a break alright? I'm still learning too!

Enjoy, rate, comment, subscribe, and respond to Alexandthomas Epicness :D

MY YOUTUBE EMAIL ACCOUNT

alexandthomasyoutube@aol.com
CONTACT ME LIKE THAT IF YOU DONT WANNA USE YOUTUBE EMAIL AND IT IS YOUTUBE RELATED.

My other channels (i will not put them in my other channels module cause then i wont have any room at all i think)


ALBOANDMARIO
http://www.youtube.com/user...


ALBOTHEAWESOME
http://www.youtube.com/user...


YAKKOWAKKOANDOT
http://www.youtube.com/user...


BOBTHEPLOWENGINE
http://www.youtube.com/user...
also the account Tuba (UKTUBA111) and I share.


TUBAALBO
http://www.youtube.com/user...

ALEXANDTHOMAS PRIVACY POLICY (O(=)

1. Video Ratings
I States that videos rated with "dislikes" may have the ratings disabled if Albo knows someone has disliked the video for the wrong reason.
ll A comment that includes "you suck" or something like that will be automatically removed (HOW do I suck?) If you answer the question I have stated then I will accept the comment but expect a critical response.
lll VIdeo responses to my videos including inappropriate activity will not be accepted.
IV. Channel comments involving inappropriate language or content will not be allowed and the comment will be removed. Also, any comments insulting me in ways that go beyond possibility will be removed. If you really want to say something like that, send me a message or something...
2. Subscriptions and Subscribers
l. If you are a subscriber to Albo you really don't have to do anything. Just remember I know you are notified of my videos and comments (and I also know if you liked a video or not. I'VE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR FOUR YEARS!!!!).
ll If I have subscribed to you then that means that I may either a. know you or b. like your videos. If you are just a nice person in general that actually gives a pinty pie about my videos then I may subscribe to you.
lll. If you are featured in the "Other Channels" section, I may know you or just like you (not intended to be in a perverted way).

3. To those who be hated...
l Shut
ll the
lll (it starts with an f, ends with a k, and is not firetruck).
lV up.
4. Deleting of Albo's videos.
l Only I can delete the videos. My account is not shared with anyone.
ll If a video you liked is deleted, please inform me to make sure I wasn't hacked (you can send it to me in my YouTube email).
lll If my account is hacked, I will quickly gain control of it. Don't worry.
THE END :D

And I have a life too. Now it's somewhere around here and I gotta find it first.

You would think I had started Alexandthomas Productions and it was MY idea right? HAHAHHAHHA no. Actually, it was my cousin (who appeared in the first video) who helped me set it up. She helped me come up with the name, hence "alexandthomas". Of course, I didn't care about YouTube then. I barely knew what it WAS. I just got one cause I thought it was cool. Between 2008-2010 my account was absolutely nothing. Finally, after so long, videos were uploaded and Alexandthomas Productions became alive again. The big hit of Alexandthomas was in October of 2011, when "Talking Tom and Ben News Gone Wrong" was uploaded and became a video I had never expected to hit over 200k, and look at it now. Only 22 seconds, and it's a hit. Just goes to show what 5 minutes of work can do...uh anyway...
With the discovery of paint-edited videos (with of course I give credit to Giratina1014 because he helped as well), my videos have taken a leap from the low quality to slightly higher than low quality videos. I have yet to improve. This process was demonstrated in the video "Toad and the Angry Bird" and became a major part of my 300th Videoversary. Now I know that I don't have the most views. I know I don't have the most subscribers, but I do have one thing that a lot of other YouTubers don't have: dignity. Unlike a lot of famous people, I am not stuck up (if a famous person is reading this, which is highly unlikely, that doesn't mean I'm directing it at YOU). Here is MY tip for dignity: GET ORIGINALITY! Goodness, I go around YouTube and a lot of people get their views from recording TV episodes and stuff. Sure I do that sometimes, but my channel is NOT devoted to those things. I actually put SOME effort in the videos I make. I try to put SOME effort to make sure the quality of Alexandthomas is the best I can serve to you on my software. And you know what? Other people who are like, "I have more views than you as well as subscribers!" It's probably just because you made it off of something Disney or Nickelodeon made. Half the time, people don't even credit the real owners! Sure I didn't do that at first, but that was like the beginnings of production for me. It was a hard process. But at least you know, at least have some half DECENT videos YOU made before you go up to someone and brag about your subscribers. I don't care about the technology you used to record off your TV! I care about the quality IN the video, and the EFFORT put into it. I only subscribe to those people (and of course, people I work with and know :3). Moral of the story: I don't care about the recording of the video, I care about the content. So if you plan of gloating to someone, think about the content of your videos first.

Anyways...
Nowadays, do you think I'm threatened by those who have come and gone to insult Alexandthomas? NO! You know why? I know the support is probably stronger than the hate.

A POEM ABOUT ALEXANDTHOMAS
It's not a sucess
I gotta confess
Though little I may be in fame
I try to give you
The best I can do
And Alexandthomas will always remain.