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@MasterCheifASSHOLE at the end "yet I will go with the hot naked warfare."

I am a soldier in the army of God, ready to attack with my three holy weapons. The bible, a Cross and a nunchuck

WHAT THE FUCK??? ATHEISTS HAVE NO MORALS??? how about that mother fucker who was spitting pieces of paper at me in the 8th grade, huh? If I have not morals, shouldn't I have killed him? Huh? What about that pretty lady in front of me in the check-out line at the grocery store, huh? If I have no m...

@ThatGuyWithHisHat I don't know how, but Microsoft Sam works AMAZINGLY!!! with swear words. It has all that power. Especially with Fuck.

@alemirdikson He wants to change that! He knows that all his subjects already believe him to be chosen by God, so why not use that to his advantage? He tells his scribe things that he wants people to believe, but say that these are God's own teachings! This way, these beliefs are treasured and be...

@1019wc1019 I can answer that question with this: (Screw the infinite 9s. You don't just add more nines, you increase what you already have. It's pretty basic.)

1=1, no?

1+0.1=1.1, right?

1.1+0.2=1.2

1.2+0.1=1.3

1.3+0.1=1.4

1.4+0.1=1.5

1.5+0.1=1.6

1.6+0.1=1.7

1.7+0.1=1.8

1.8+0.1=1.9

and finally,...

@StrassermanFTW I liked the pictures. Complete and incomplete...

When I saw "Kevin Smith" on here, I expected something to do with Jay and Silent Bob or something along those lines, but I guess not.

WTF????

Okay, I LOVE pokemon, but I understand it's not the most popular thing in the world. I understand that he don't know what a Pokemon is. But one of the options was FRODO!!! ANY PERSON WORTH MORE THAN COW DUNG KNOWS THAT FRODO IS A HOBBIT FROM LORD OF THE RINGS!!!! GOD DAMN! THIS GUY DESERV...

OH MY FUCKING GOD! DOM AND TIM ARE BOTH STUPID ASSED MOTHER FUCKERS!!! GOD! MEW CAME FIRST! MEW IS FIRST, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN! GOD! I KNEW THAT BEFORE POKEMON FUCKING EXISTED!!! I KNEW THIS BEFORE I FUCKING EXISTED!!!

I'M NOT USING CAPS LOCK, I'M HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON! FUCK!

lol "DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF SEIZURES... or homophobia.

This probably took a long time to film correctly without bursting out into laughter. But seriously, Dom needs to run for President, and when he does, use this video as a campaign ad.

I have always said that if Dom were to make a full movie, with the sponsors, publishers, and all that crap, it could make millions.

@gaminginmyblood No problem, mate.

@livingsingleleasia HEY! SAME WAY HERE! except the hiding doesn't stop at home. :(

@TheJadefan Wait, are you talking to me, or scubamuffin? Cause the reply was to me, but you said "For your information, Scubamuffin..." so I'm kinda confused.

@ilovecats16 I have no idea how to use it, but thanks.

@BeastlyAgony That's the point. they could say it, BUT IT WON'T DO SHIT!

@skiez1fall I'm sorry, Who's the pompous coward hiding behind a computer screen? All I did was show how much I FUCKING HATE how people act like idiots when in reality, they are not stupid at all. If you want to meet me, I go to Naches Valley High School in Washington state. Come down, and you can...

@WhityLivingLegend What God?

@SigmentKurosai And finally, after a year of cursing, controller-throwing, rage-quitting, and FINALLY being accused of modding, (which I HATE! I HATE MODDERS AND HACKERS!!! FUCKEM ALL!) and being promptly banned, and Emailing bunjie about it, and them telling me, basically, "it's your problem not...