Al vs The Marathon

Hello, my name's Al. Last December I was mysteriously invited to the Mall in London and was presented with an envelope. Disappointingly, it was not a Mission Impossible assignment request that would self-destruct in 5 minutes, it was far more daunting and frightening. In the envelope contained my acceptance form for the London Marathon for which I never applied by the way. My two so-called mates Steve and Mark had set me up and challenged me to run the London Marathon.

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