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They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
AT LAST I HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR WRITER'S CRAMP! Writer's Block. -Garfield
" I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have"
- Anything that can go wrong will
- If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine
- If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone
- The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it
- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research
- 5th law of procrastination: procrastination avoids boredom, one never has the feeling of being bored.
- My minds made up! Don't confuse me with the facts!
- Human relations are something we wish we had.
'STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!'~Captin Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) Pirates of the Caribbean
'Really bad eggs' ~Captin Jack Sparrow ( Johnny Depp ) Pirates of the Caribbean
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Country
United States
Interests
reading on line and watching and listioning to music... okay didin't so here it gose.Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
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Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
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If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
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You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (Actually, this is mine. She has a variation)
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Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
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Why do we say something is out of whack? What IS whack?
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