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Joshua Lopez (MALE) Human.
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it is what it is and will be what it is cuz it like bein what it is since it's "is" is very loved by itself and itself says itself is what it is and what it says IS and it will stay what it is FOREVER ..(wtf i confused myself -.-)
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(i add photos here :DD i like photography too.. take a view?)
Formspring ~ http://www.formspring.me/al... (ASK me random QUESTIONS)
FAQ: ~
▂Q: Are you gay?
A: No.
▂Q: Are you sure you're not gay?
A: Yes.. o___o
▂Q: Well, you look gay.
A: Well, I'm sorry my fucking appearance bothers you (-_-), does my sexual preference really matter that much?...
▂Q: You're Gay.
A: How FUCKING original :)
▂Q: You look like a girl.
A: It's because my semi-long hair and glasses -.- but whatever, i like it.
▂Q: Are you asian? indian? What the fuck are you?
A: Thank's for the nice wording ;) I'm actually latino (barely), i speak english and spanish. I'm Mexican, but I was born in America. One day i hope to learn French, Arabic & Japanese, maybe some other languages too :)
▂Q: Dude, c'mon, just admit that you're gay already.
A: I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!!!! ...
sorry you had to see that o_o
(heh).
Twitter ~ http://www.twitter.com/albi... (FOLLOW me)
Flickr ~
http://www.flickr.com/photo...
(i add photos here :DD i like photography too.. take a view?)
Formspring ~ http://www.formspring.me/al... (ASK me random QUESTIONS)
FAQ: ~
▂Q: Are you gay?
A: No.
▂Q: Are you sure you're not gay?
A: Yes.. o___o
▂Q: Well, you look gay.
A: Well, I'm sorry my fucking appearance bothers you (-_-), does my sexual preference really matter that much?...
▂Q: You're Gay.
A: How FUCKING original :)
▂Q: You look like a girl.
A: It's because my semi-long hair and glasses -.- but whatever, i like it.
▂Q: Are you asian? indian? What the fuck are you?
A: Thank's for the nice wording ;) I'm actually latino (barely), i speak english and spanish. I'm Mexican, but I was born in America. One day i hope to learn French, Arabic & Japanese, maybe some other languages too :)
▂Q: Dude, c'mon, just admit that you're gay already.
A: I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!!!! ...
sorry you had to see that o_o
(heh).
About Me:
"clean dat shit bitch, or else i'll rape you in dat nice booty-hole"
-Stereotypical Guy
"i love the way you shake that ass, but the thing i love most is.. cumming on your face.. SUCK IT, BITCH!" -Borgore (on his song "Love")
"Normality/normalcy is overrated."
-Albinocify
"There is alot of hate in the world, but.. there is also love." -Albinochocolate
"You can't censor reality." -Joshua Lopez
"My TV stays on Cartoon Network, fuck that Twilight shit
You have highlights about your life, I have lights 'bout my high life BITCH!..
Go to college, get a job, marry, have a kid
Watch them grow and then you die? No, nigga FUCK the sy-STEM!" -Tyler, the Creator
"I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless. Because everyone knows.. that's how you get famous." -Lily Allen
"My childlike creativity, purity, and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts. Reality is catching up with me, taking my inner child, I'm fighting for custody." -Kanye West
"Don't be a stupid Joshua..be a smart Joshua :D" -The Messiah's Lil' Cousin
"Without fine arts, there are no fine minds" -Anthony Hamilton (Watts Prophets)
Anime's i've seen - Welcome to the NHK, AnoHana (Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae o Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai), Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Steins;Gate, Fooly Cooly (FLCL), The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (S1/S2 & The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya), Mawaru-Penguindrum, Black Lagoon, GANTZ, Neon Genesis Evangelion (NGE), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko, Arakawa Under the Bridge, Eureka Seven, Wandering Son (Hourou Musuko), Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Clannad (& After Story), Usagi Drop (or Bunny Drop), Chobits, Great Teacher Onizuka (GTO), Sora No Otoshimono (& Forte), Bleach (some), Berserk, B Gata H Kei, Mahoromatic, Read Or Die (OVA), Girls Bravo, Elfen Lied, BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad, Toradora!, Shin Chan, etc.
Hometown:
A Vagina That Was Once Known As My Mother but then was ripped and torn by my disgusting body
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Unemployed Prostitute.
Companies:
Me.
Schools:
Vaginal Wartz High (VGI)
Interests:
Humans, directing, basketball, drawin ,singin ,writing, rapping, and tricking lil kids into drinking intoxicating alcaholic substances & giving them a lil of this "brain stimulant" if ya kno wat i mean ;) yeahhhhhhhh-(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~-~-~ *cough cough* "this is good shit man" Badazz.
Movies:
shit theres so much but - Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Amadeus, There Will Be Blood, (Paul Thomas Anderson films ftw :33), Children of Men, Adaptations., The Protecter, Dead Leaves (animated film), Cat Soup (animated short), Leaving Las Vegas, Chasing Amy, Clerks (1 and 2), Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, [Kevin Smith films ftw!], Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Let The Right One In, Just Looking, This is England, House of a 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, The Haunted World of: El Superbeasto, Dead Presidents, Boyz N Da Hood, Menace II Society, Kingpin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Funny People, This Film Is Not Yet Rated, Cabin Fever, Hostel (Part 1 & 2), Life Of Brian, Saving Private Ryan, Star Wars (only 3,4,5,6) Schindler's List, A.I. (Artificial Intelligence), The Wild Bunch, Straw Dogs, Stand By Me, Halloween (series), Friday the 13th (series), Nightmare On Elm Street (series), Hellraiser (series), Puppet Master, Carrie, Shaun Of The Dead, Kick-Ass, Spiderman (trilogy), Blade (trilogy), From Dusk Till Dawn (trilogy), The Punisher, Pan's Labyrinth, Cannibal Holocaust, The Shawshank Redemption, Scary Movie (1 & 2 ONLY), Pinocchio, Training Day, Unforgiven, Dirty Harry (series), Man With No Name (Trilogy), Hotel Rwanda, Ginger Snaps, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (series), I Love You Phillip Morris, Princess Bride, American History X, Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyessy, The Shining, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket (Stanley Kubrick films ftw! :33), Resevoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill (1 & 2), (Quentin Tarintino films ftw! :333) Ichi the Killer (aka Korishiya 1), Imprint (63 min episode, very awesome indeed ~:D), Audition (Takashi Miike films ftw! :33), Oldboy, Three Extremes, There's Something About Mary, Orgazmo, Team America: World Police, Neon Genesis Evangelion film (and the manga & anime :), Easy Riders, Enter The Dragon, JCVD, Hangover, Rambo (all of 'em, especially First Blood :3), Rocky (most of 'em), Kids, Ken Park, Wassup Rockers, Bully (Larry Clark films ftw! :33) Black Swan, The Social Network, 127 Hours (underrated..), The King's Speech, Toy Story 1 2 & 3, Walle, Up [Pixar animation films kick ass :33] Akira, Princess Monoke, Spirited Away, [Hayao Miyazaki animation films kick ass], Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, The Departed, Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese films ftw! :333) Godfather (Part 1 & Part 2, the third part was meh. compared to the last two), The Woodsman, Almost Famous, Big Fan, Rashamon, Battle Royal, No Country For Old Men, A Serious Man, True Grit, Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, Fargo (Coen Bros films ftw!), Antichrist, Wizard of Gore, Tyson, The Town, Graphic Sexual Horror, Last Days, My Own Private Idaho, Drugstore Cowboy, Elephant (Gus Van Sant's films kick ass :33) The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trilogy ("Men Who Hate Women" in Swedish) Irreversible, I Stand Alone, Exit Through The Gift Shop, The Illusionist, Grindhouse (Death Proof & Planet Terror), Machete, Dahmer, Deliverance, Braindead, Deep Throat (lol, the porno... jk, it sucked, but i'm still putting it on this list xD) The Hurt Locker, Meet The Feebles, Men Behind The Sun (my fav is #4), Slacker, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Waking Life, A Scanner Darkly (Richard Linklater films ftw! :33) Terminator (1 & 2 :)... 3 & 4 were complete shitty abominations to films/fans), Alien (trilogy :3) Fight Club, Se7en, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (AND the show :DD), Tenacious D: Pick Of Destiny, Hobo With A Shotgun, The Red Balloon (amazing short fim :) -- *There's more fims, but I'll go on with this list soon enough*
Music:
*THIS WOULD BE EVEN LONGER THAN THE FILM LIST*
Books:
pornography... (Yes, i am not ashamed).
kool azz sunz of blitchez SUB em &ur badazz Lol ;)
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today was my friends burfday!! :'D she gave me a cupcake but our teacher yelled so i had to shove it down my throat....i still get nightmares from it ;____: -cries and shrivels up like a baby's ballsack- """;;;;;_____;;;;;;
hmm........if the human has a transvestite midget with its anus and/or vagina the size of a runway airplane....then the human would win
-gives a water balloon penis toy- there ya go! dont hove in uranus (larp get it? :'D) or else it'll make a Big Bang go your Milkyway Galaxy will be everywhere!!!........god those were lame ;-;
my dog chewed up my Mashimaro toy ;( it has tiny little beads in it so i had to throw it away :( if i buy it at a little asian "kawaii" store it'll cost like....$40 O_O but i got it for lik $5 at Chinatown :'D..........i needa go back there :(
hmm....i'll tell you that on the book-face where i got like uh 6 1/2 friends :'D
at least you didn't knock over an entire stack of boxers at a store! o_o"......while the guy stacking it was done with it.....): larp
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larp! if i ever have gigantic mutated balls, i'll go up to the guy and say "I GAVE YOU MY VIRGINITY AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME?!" and slap and walk away....larp
LARP! omfg sasuage balls??? XDD ah.....sasuage balls.....them and their tom foolery....no wait....tom fuckery....ya there ya go
today was Mafia Day in my school......i was so pissed because i wanted to dress up >:OO and it sucks because i wanted to buy a fedora...and i love fedoras....they're awesome...yea....
omfg that happened with my spanish teacher O-O but then a few days later everyone's singing that song and its annoying as hell ._."
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