Some, This, Something, Oh.

Help. My. Brothers'. Anus. Is. Inside. Out, and whatcha gonna do about it eh?

Join yourself on a MAGICAL quest, as you attempt to find a cure for...

Yes, you old fart, how about you spare us 'normals' from your nasty looking features and spread some of this excellent age removal cream across you...

Are you lonely? Yes, of course you are.

WELL FEAR NO MORE!

Simply send in your lovely face, smeared accross a videotape in the vain hope that may...

This time, the 'doctor' shows us his amazing snakes 'n Bladders game, the ONLY game in the free world that actually utilises the gory nature of the...

Dr. J. junior's Video games, games you can really play!*

This time, the 'doctor' shows us his amazing wordsearch game, so grab your permanent mark...

It's finally happened. If you are without a brain, or a life (or both), chances are you will have been glued to your television for one WHOLE day o...

Kibi is an extremely angry human being, intent on displaying his immense anger to anyone willing to hear. Unfortunately, he can't speak, so the onl...

Demo version 2 - Barton Fink

Television sucks. No, don't lie, because you know it does.

Oh, and if the BBC ring, tell them I have some stellar ideas for new shows, such as a s...

Mmm, can you smell that? It's your grandma, and/or grandpa, that is, trust me.

Good ol' deaf-mute Reginald dispells some more myths and spreads so...

Welcome to the hippest, most 'funky' TV show in existence. Your worthless soul will cringe under the horrible realisation that you will never, ever...

Old live cover version - Que Suerte!

Barton Fink - Instrumental Demo

Wild HOMEWORK appeared!

It's student versus his homework...... Who will win?

You will now look at every homework assignment this way.

(Songs and...

An acoustic cover of the famous The Promise Ring song, with Tim Kinsella's trademark bleat. From "The Intelligent Design Of Joan of Arc" a compilat...

Demo version - C. Barton Fink (2011)

Welcome to another dose of half-facts, delivered by your least favourite deaf-mute mascot, Reginald!

In this week's gripping episode, he tackles th...

Welcome to a new low of fairly offensive and poorly made entertainment!

We have unearthed rare footage from a 1940's breakfast cereal comercial for...

The first episode in a series, about Mr. subject#404 - the hapless, unassuming volunteer in the field of commercial product testing.

Product 1: ...

''Constipated? Well tune into 104.0, the brown noise radio station! Beat those can't-poop-blues with all of your favourite bands, all dubbed with a...

Welcome to episode 3 of the mini-series; 'Don't Think I Hadn't Thunk'd It', starring everyone's least favourite deaf-mute mascot, the one and only,...

YAY! Welcome to CHRISTMAS, and the Schmapp'n Schmazz holiday un-spectactular, with added CELEBRITY GUEST!

Get ready to enjoy mountains of awesome ...

Video from the opening laps of race 1 of the first anti-clockwise winter warm up race of 2011. I challenge Charlie for the lead, Until Jamie sneaks...

Welcome to episode 4 of the mini-series; 'Don't Think I Hadn't Thunk'd It', starring everyone's least favourite deaf-mute mascot, the one and only,...

Welcome to episode 2 of the new mini-series; 'Don't Think I Hadn't Thunk'd It', starring everyone's least favourite deaf-mute mascot, the one and o...

Welcome to the new mini-series; 'Don't Think I Hadn't Thunk'd It', starring everyone's least favourite deaf-mute mascot, the one and only, Reginald...

Part 2 of the web-nimation series about a human commercial product testing guinea pig.

EPISODE 2 - 'TimeBomb' - Energy Drink

INTRODUCING the new ...

A short, poorly animated uneducational film about a young man and his showreel. Every company who was sent the piece turned him down, and deemed hi...

The introduction of a new zany character to the world of Schmapp'n Schmazz! Practically an autopsy, get aquainted with this new.....face!

Lesson One! Un-Greetings Cards!

Hi, I'm Johnny wassenaar, the world's GREATEST puppet salesman!

Buy my new line of cards for only £7.95! Featuring...

Cut your ENERGY BILL!

Harvest the awesome power of LONELY people to provide electricity to your home!*

Completed in 6 hours over 1 night and a day...