Yoooo! I live in a coconut with my marshmellow friends Gordy, Ethel, and Theodore. From there, we run a sex shop which sells spiffy condoms that vibrate. I love my job. :) Oh, and as of August I eloped w/ Mr. Sandman! However, I sporadically will boink with Ronnie McDonald, my first true love. *sighs* However, the lil butt nugget screws lil boys all the time so I got tired of competing for his "magic". Often you will find me prancing around in pink underpants in nursing homes and constantly looking for banana peels to add to my collection. I worship bananas. Oh, and I am a compulsive liar! yay!
Hometown
buttnugget
Country
United States
Occupation
banana peel collector
Companies
Tormenting Ad Corp.
Schools
Basketweaving University of Duluth
Interests
hugging the Easter bunny, drinking milk, dying my hands various colors, walking around in a Chinese bathrobe, zoning, collecting banana peels, bowling w/ buckets, puddle jumping, milking cows, collecting umbrellas, fitting into kangaroos' pouches, electricuting myself, cuddling w/ my love...Mister Sandman!