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About Agent Caine

Anything goes in the world of espionage...except Marmite.

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agentcaine

Latest Activity

Oct 6, 2007

Date Joined

Oct 6, 2007

About this user

'Allo. My name is Agent Caine. I don't do adverts and I don't blow the bloody doors off anymore but I do like a good bit of drama, especially if I'm working with the greats like Larry Olivier and Woody Allen.

My acting agent, The Joker, has served me well over the years, providing me with good acting roles, itching powder, poisonous jelly beans and shark repellent.

Now you'll have to excuse me as I've got to see Miss Armitage for a bit of sauce and then stop the Czech Embassy from being blown to bloody bits.

Country

United Kingdom

Occupation

Agent, Double Agent and Triple Agent

Companies

Party Poker, Specsavers

Schools

Eton College (Hackney Branch)

Interests

Ms Anneka Lindstrom, Ms Sophie Truffaut, Ms Jitka Novotna, Ms Natasha Ivanova, Ms Emily Pennington. Saving various embassies. Capturing and recruiting eminent scientists.

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