You WOULD!

1. You're mamma's so fat she ..... [fill in with your choice of insult]

2. [fill in with your preferred innuendo]... yeah, well that's what she said!

3. [fill in with whatever you feel like]... yeah, well so's your face!

4. [again, whatever you want]... that's not what your mom said last night.

5. [put your favorite insult here] ... so's your mom!


As you can see... I've got the memory of a ninety year old with Alzheimer's, the attention span of a gnat, and the maturity of a fourteen year old boy. Someone get me some Ritalin, quick!

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