COD: MW3 = EPIC

Sup people. Welcome to my Channel soon during or after Dec 16 i'll try and put a video on the xbox and my gameplay and upload them here.
If you got a Xbox 360 br sure to add me if you want.we will have a hell of a time.




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FOR THE HATERS OUT THERE.




A white man said "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.He then said:
"Listen sir...when i was born I was BLACK."
"When I grew up I was Black."
"When I am sick I am BLACK."
"When I go in the sun I am BLACK."
"When I am cold i am BLACK."
"When I die I will be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK."
"When you grow up you're WHITE."
"When you are sick you're GREEN."
"When you go in the sun you're RED."
"When you are cold you're BLUE."
"And when you die you turn PURPLE."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Modern Warfare 2 Joke.

I WAS BORED.....................................
So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL in AFGHAN just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted The place was like a SCRAPYARD There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS went so deep i hit her SUB BASE She loved the INVASION
ANOTHER JOKE
i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing One man Army, and you didn't hear us because we were both using Ninja!!! HAHA!

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