If I filled each skyscraper up
with cotton candy, all the way to the top,
how many people do you think would eat their way out?
And how many people would choose to drown?
Cuz they're on a diet, they don't want those empty calories,
or maybe they've got a bad case of diabetes

Well it seems irresponsible, I know
to put on this sweet shoppe horrorshow,
but if this city's killing us anyway,
and we can't choose the day,
we might as well pick a way.
Ha ha hahahahaha

If I took an ice cream scoop and scooped your eyeballs out,
do you think you would scream? Do you think you would shout?
Or would you laugh, put a cherry in your mouth,
call me your friend as the blood squirted out.
And we'd take the CTA down to Grant Park,
throw stones at pigeons - you'd never hit the mark

Well it seems irresponsible, I know
to put on this sweet shoppe horrorshow . . . (less info)