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This guy Asad is a very angry man. He needs psychological help.

Fuck the muslims, and fuck this piece of shit.

@bubblesh Because he some guy face fucked him too hard?

I totally downloaded this. I keep it now!

I love your recipes. This is one of my new favorites.

@modeONvalencia2 Spain is a toilet. Step out of line, and we'll bomb it.

Sincerely, America.

He is the Venezuelan Russell Brand.

I'm thinking the guy this song is about left her because she got fat. And he's really embarrassed that he was even with her. I bet his new girl is like, you fucked that?? She has an ass chin, and rolls. Truth be told, I'd dredge this moany bitch in flour and fuck the wet spot. But I wouldn't...

10 years, and she's gonna look busted.

Looks like Kali needed a little Disco Bill too baby...

@ChaoloveChao I won't be censored by you and your conservative ilk who want to shut me down for speaking the truth about sideways chinese vaginas. The truth is, it's an affliction that thousands of caucasian women have to live with EVERY DAY. How would you like it if you were black, and had a ...

It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clea...

I am a youtube user, and I like this band a lot!

Did anybody else hear that she has a sideways chinese vagina? I don't trust anybody whose vagina aint right by jesus.

I wish she had one of those guitars that's two guitars in one, and also that she would sing about the fact that she has a sideways chinese vagina.

Read between the lines people! She's trying to tell us she has a sideways chinese vagina!

dysentreee, you live in a third world country and died of dysentreee.

@AQDeathstar Geordie Shore. East Enders. Emmerdale. Etc.. And @Tomazimon The only conundrum I can see is how you actually manage to dress yourself, and turn on a computer.

@dakroland well yeah, that's what I meant. The old ones are awesome. It's the new ones that have gotten boring. Yeah, programming BASIC was soo much fun. I miss doing that. One time I made a horse racing game where you could bet on the horses. 10 RANDOMIZE TIMER 20 X = INT(RND * 100) Wow ...

@smilular What are they highly trained at? Eating fries with gravy, or drinking beer. You're right. If the Russians come knocking you'll more than capably hand them over your territories. You ought to shake the hand of every American you meet, and thank them for your freedom you dumb fucking...

Sibiu is my favorite Romanian town. I wish I could live there.

@Publius Tarvos What the fuck are you talking about? You really think America is composed of primarily anglo-saxons? We're not like you, and we're not like the brits, we're genetically eclectic. Why don't you go pick your daddies pubic hair out of your teeth, eat some pickled herring, and try ...

@sel1700 thanks for fucking up the punchline you cunt.

I think she would be an unbearable companion on a road trip. I'd probably toss her out while cruising down the highway going 90. Scream "Tuck, and roll bitch!" She's a typical unsuccessful actress. They all seem cut from that same self-obsessed clothe.

It's true, they're very american. You can tell by their lack of jacked up teeth.

Tim Minchin, and Jimmy Carr are about as funny as watching your grandmother take a shit on your grandfathers chest. Wait, you think that's funny? What are you, German?

He looks like he should be asking be begging for money outside the co-op. If you think this guy is funny you must have brain damage from being fucked in your eye sockets.

She kept "accidentally" bumping into him, because she wanted him to do it again. She was conflicted inside, because deep down she liked being taken by force. I bet pounded her so hard on their wedding night she couldn't even get out of bed to get the room service knocking at the door. She was ...

I call bullshit. Laura clearly wanted it. She said no, but that tight little body said yes. Herb Alpert gets 'em every time. Sluts. I love it!

Yeah, Luke did rape Laura to this song. I'm beginning to think that at one time date rape was an acceptable or at least an overlooked practice. Those lucky bastards. My generation can never catch a break. They got to date rape the shit out of any woman who they could get alone, and meanwhile ...

I would've asked "Seeing as how it's heaven, can we have sex with some of them, because I have some smokin' hot cousins." Although his Oscar Wildesque comment was kind of funny too.