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@JKWR423 Ha Ha, so are you. I am Chinese, So I think I would know. Are you saying I'm wrong ? I'm not. One of the words for "you" in Swedish is the same as one of the words for "you" in Chinese. You have learned much today. This great wisdom is my gift to you. Now, go in peace. Amen.

@aboylegolcom Ah, no, technically that's not actually a point of order. That would be 'an item of business'. The closest thing to a point of order on YouTube would be something like, "What kind of a loser replies to his own posts ?" And incidentally, to anyone who watches as much Judge Judy as yo...

The best thing about this bit is the way he "sells" the idea (as we say in the biz). This guy should be an actor. With just small little movements and phrases, he manages to very clearly convey a vivid picture extremely well. He really puts you right in the scene he's created. And he doesn't "ove...

I thought he was going to say something like "....I'd tie homeopaths up in a bag, and throw the bag in a river. Give 'em a taste of their own medicine."

Tribute bands almost always suck and disappoint. But not this time. These chicks are incredible. They rock. Their sound board guy (or girl) really needs to up his game though. The vocals weren't high enough in the mix, and in the last video I saw of this band, the lead guitar wasn't high enough. ...

Holy bejeezuz !!! Those chicks rock !! Unbefrickinglievable !! And how bad does that crowd suck ?!?! Show a little love, yo !

Yes, OK, it's the standard boy-friday 19-bar solo, but my god ! That has to be one of the best solos in the rock oevre ! There are nuances in there ! Nuances ! Listen to it ! Listen !

Actually if you were invisible, you wouldn't be able to rob anyone, because you'd be blind. Think about it.

This is presented in a jocular manner, but it's actually a serious issue. Robert Kelly is the boss from hell. He just ain't gettin' it. It's not the cameraman/web designer's job to also be a bodyguard. Hire a bodyguard. The world of standup is tawdry and occasionally dangerous. Yes, ha-ha, it's j...

Naw. The heckler wasn't hostile, so Lawrence's response wasn't appropriate. The heckler was basically giving him a chance to expand on his own joke, and was something he should have anticipated and written into the joke in the first place. And Lawrence's comebacks were all generic responses strai...

@Spyes23 Oh, hey I know. I absolutely agree. And I love the Dead. Music for adults. I can't believe that something like Jack Straw came out the same year as Seargent Pepper. People always go on about how advanced the Beatles were for their time, and yet they are cardboard cutout cartoon jingles c...

The Grateful Dead rule ! I love them ! Box of Rain, Ripple, Casey Jones .... They rule !

And OK, their music is sort of boring ... But I'm still on their side !

Because they are so cool ...

They stand for all the right things ! I love them !

And OK, it's a bit of a pity about the boring music...

Hey Jim Gaffigan fans -- You know that fictitious audience member that Gaffigan channels during his shows ? ("... is he going to talk about cake all night ? I don't even like cake all that much ... At least he's not talking about bacon ....") Well, she actually exists ! Check out this video, it's...

@aboylegolcom Heterosexual, eh ? Sure about that, ace ?

@ldchappell1 Joisey, eh ? What exit ? No, but actually she's from Brooklyn. It's a big place, not everyone from there can be an idiot. Maria Bartiromo, Steven Buscemi and David Cross (yes, that one surprised me, too) are from Brrooklyn, and all pretty sharp people. (I was too lazy to go past the ...

Vicky Pollard comes to life ! The real life, US version. Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah. but what happened, right was like ...

Jude Judgy (she's so ... judgmental !) is once again showing off her ignorance. Not everyone has a phone in America. A lot of people live in situations where there's just one payphone at the end of a hallway for a whole bunch of residents. I seem to recall Barbara Ehrenreich mentioning this as on...

@aboylegolcom You moron ! You thought this was for real ? The video itself is a parody based on a very clever, witty premise. She's saying, "Look, imagine that Jim Gaffigan fictitious audience member actually existed. What would she be like ?" The delivery is incredibly dry and plausible. Very we...

Listen closely to the the lyrics. Here is what they mean-- "I went on holiday to Corfu for a week. It was great to get away from Mum and Dad, but I was a white, skinny, penniless art college student from London, so the Greek women wouldn't even talk to me let alone screw me. I've never been with...

Stanza 3 is incorrect, as are 5, 10, 20, 22, 25, 27 and 31. (I'm not counting your ad-libs and delivery problems, just your transcription.)

Errors detract from the whole flavor of the piece. Don't you think these awesome lines are worth getting right ? I sure do. I applaud your effort, but keep ...

Tips for JJ litigants: 1. Raise your hand to speak. 2. If your case is going well, help the judge question the other side. 3. Feel free to ask questions. 4. Counter claim for slander and harassment. 5. Try not to enunciate too stiffly; keep it natural. 6. Never look directly at the judge. 7. Try ...

Tips for JJ litigants:

1. Raise your hand a lot.

2. If your case is going very well, help out the judge during the questioning of the other side.

3. Feel free to ask questions.

4. Counter claim for slander and harassment.

5. Mumble.

6. Never look directly at the judge.

7. Pause before answering, ...

I see that very few of you made it all the way through this suckfest.

I did, but in my defense I was only half-listening as I was doing other stuff on my computer. Leary thinks the word 'tome' has two syllables. What a dumbass. An 8-year old could school him.

My smug little enjoyment of that ...

I wish I was Korean, that way my obsession with Asian porn would be slightly less creepy ...

Oh sorry, is that not relevant to the video ....? Sorry, what was the topic ...?

@aboylegolcom Yes ! I noticfed that too ! It's like she's using Von Braun as the sole way of validating her ideas. Like she's saying "I was chummy with a famous person, who told me this, that and the other. And he was a great man you've no doubt heard of, so these ideas must be true." It's a litt...

Oh no you didn't !

You did not just upload a version of Gimme Shelter with a huge fricking skip in it !

Aw, HELL no !

Right in the intro, too !

Shame on you !

I'm off to find a clean copy of this song on YouTube !

Damn, y'all !

What a buzzkill !

DANG !

A seminal episode, since we finally learn Byrd's full name. Petri Hawkins Byrd. The guy has a Wikipedia entry. Unbefrickinglievable. How hard is it to do his job? "This is case No. XXX in the matter of YYY versus ZZZ. The parties have been sworn in, your honor .... You're welcome, judge." There. ...

"Just because you have a vagina doesn't make you f**ing better."

No, but it does make you better to f**ck.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

@rudemood2011 You forgot Dr Doom, Nouriel Roubini. But correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those people spreading the same doom and gloom message as Robbins? What difference does the source make? Maybe it's time to stop listenikng to all the talking heads fighting yesterday's battle. "I don't sk...