1. Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, Watch where youre going! Geez!
2. Choose a unique teacher and impersonate him/her the whole day.
3. Say everything really loudly.
4. Say everything really softly.
5. Stick Kick Me signs signed by yourself all over your back.
6. Pretend to fall asleep and when anyone touches you or talks to you, wake up and yell, Cant anyone get some decent sleep around here?
7. Run into walls and apologize to them.
8. Every time you see one of your friends, shout, Hello! really loudly from across the room.
9. Walk up to students you dont know at all and say hi or hello repeatedly.
10. When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start teaching the class.
11. Say serious things in a sarcastic tone and sarcastic things in a serious tone.
12. Hug your friends randomly and say, Im going to miss you sooooo much! and start bawling loudly.
13. Bring in a metal cup with some change in it and start clanging it around as if youre a beggar.
14. Hand out detention slips to people you dislike while wearing a band labeled Detention Monitor (you know, like hall monitor bands?)
15. Put up school election posters after the election is over.
16. Write a letter to the guidance counselor telling him/her how he/she has caused more problems than he/she has fixed.
17. Tell your teacher that your imaginary friend Bob ate your homework.
18. If there is an empty seat next to you, start whispering and passing notes. When someone asks you what you are doing, tell them that it was Bobs fault.
19. Gossip about yourself.
20. Gossip about Bob.
21. Tell the teacher that Bob did (insert whatever Bob did here).
22. Keep talking as if youre talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, I wasnt talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?
23. Run down the halls.
24. Repeat.
25. Repeat.
26. Yell at yourself, The halls are not a race track! Then walk away and pretend nothing happened.
27. Zone out whenever anyone speaks to you.
28. Grin broadly and say, I didnt take my medication today!
29. Act like germs are your worst enemy and when someone informs you that they are everywhere scream, Ah! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!!!
30. Act like youre scared of everything.
31. Bring a straitjacket to school and say, See? My mommy uses this when she forgets to give me my medication.
32. Say the word like in between like every like word like you like say.
33. Start sneezing and hacking all over the places, wipe your nose, and then say, Its (insert made-up illness here). *cough* Very *hack* contagious *cough*
34. Draw a stick figure and ask your art teacher, Isnt it beyootiful?
35. Make up a word and ask your CA teacher what it means.
36. If you are the teachers pet, break some rules and see if you get into trouble.
37. Give a present to your locker and start singing Happy Birthday to it.
38. Act like the opposite of your normal self.
39. Apologize for every little thing you do.
40. Have conversations with yourself.
41. Have conversations with Bob.
42. Wear something really formal and when people ask you why youre wearing it say, Why? Isnt it picture day today?
43. Randomly start banging on a computer and exclaim, Why wont this thing work?
44. Look up words that also mean here and say them when your teachers call your name for attendance.
45. Act like the popular cliques in your school except exaggerate. I.e. Say, Oh my gawd! I cant believe that he said that she said that she said that he said that (etc.)
46. Speak in a foreign language all day except in that class.
47. Dance to your classes.
48. Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, Dont get mad! Get Glad! Then hold up the Glad product.
49. If you know a foreign language that nobody else knows (This is important!) teach the obnoxious jerks in your school curse words (well, tell them that) Instead, teach them phrases such as I love you and Will you marry me? (Unless the only other people who know the language are your friends and wont tell them, dont try this)
50. Watch them say those things to each other and laugh hysterically.
51. Pretend youre in a secret organization and sneak around to your classes.
52. Look up five difficult words in the dictionary and use them as much as you can all day.
53. Randomly shout, Are we there yet?
54. Whenever someone of the opposite gender (that you particularly do not like) touches you, scream, PERVERT! and run away bawling.
55. Every time someone says something to you, act like youre deaf and scream, What?!
56. Run down the halls screaming, Bob is coming! BOB IS COMING!
57. Later on, tell people it was a Social Studies project and since youre studying the American Revolution
58. Babble about your latest obsession.
59. Randomly hyperventilate.
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1. Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, Watch where youre going! Geez!
2. Choose a unique teacher and impersonate him/her the whole day.
