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"Many people come to me and they say, "Hey, how can you be such a swinging, sex god?" Well I tell you. It's not because I can make love up to one time a night.
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It's not because I say the things a woman wants to hear like, "Are you through yet?"
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It's because I know how to read a woman.
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If she is like a cat, I bring kitty litter. If she is like a dog, we do it on the paper.
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But I'm also a unique guy too. The kind of guy who likes to have his own special scent. Not to smell like every other guy. I like to have my own, individual odor.
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That's why I wear tuna fish sandwich. I put a tuna fish sandwich under each arm. maybe one or two behind the ears.
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I don't smell like any other guy. And it's economical too because the smell lasts four or five days."
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~Steve Martin

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