aar000carli

I have 18 kids all of which are named by order of birth and mother.

I am an 86 year old black man, with an afro the size and heat of the sun. I make eggs on it.

I have been in exactly 1 million relationships and only 80% have been dead, the other 20% were either my mother or people I had found passed out at the bar.

I have been to jail for everything. EVERYTHING. and broken out everytime.

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