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I don't usually review something that I haven't actually tried. Having said that... it's a Microsoft product, how good could it really be?

If you find it disturbing watching a bird get eaten, steer clear of KFC.

How many teddybears had to die so that crazy Meredith could have that sweater? Animal rights extremists should spend some time in the wild with their good friends. Perhaps a little bit of reality might set in when these friendly little creatures show just how savage most of them are. Wild anim...

@PunisherSM just like when people get arrested for being at the mall when someone else comes in and starts shoplifting in the same mall. Get your head out of your butt.

I put some bait on hooks, let out some line, then start drinking while the boat slowly moves forward.

The guys from the Budweiser wassup commercials. No reason for it.... just because.

He'd go on another extended break right away. The internet's answer to Jon Stewart, short and always on vacation.

Undervalued: bikini models. They get fame and fortune but I still think that we need to draw MORE babes into skimpy bikinis.

Overvalued: CEOs, investment bankers, etc. who earn more than six figures. An elite mind might even be worth low seven figures, but most of the people who are getting ei...

I must be getting old... I still act the fool in private and avoid stepping on my own dick in public.

According to Dana, my accident won't be random.... I'm gonna get deaded by mister smarts.

I think that a relatively benign hack like the one you described sounds fairly harmless. A hack like that just serves to bring attention to something. In this case, showing that Dana White isn't very smar...

A COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO!!!!! Is it wrong that a grown man wants a stuffed animal?

My razor sharp wit.

Ask yourself which you would rather have happen to YOU.

1. Get murdered.

2. Be falsely arrested.

If you actually had to think about this, perhaps YOU are the douchebag of the month.

Let me get this straight... Go Daddy was stupid enough to support sopa AND gutless enough to back down from what they believed in? No respect given to those who don't earn it.

That being said... I wants me some angry azz birds! Hook me up Philly!!!! Remember, you owe me from giving you dental...

I agree that the goofs that have too much (and complain that they don't even have more) should just stfu.

I luuuu-uuuuu-uuuved your choice to finish the episode on such a great story. If the evening news would do this trick I might consider occassionally watching it. As it stands, I never watc...

2 weeks off for Christmas? I didn't know that Ray was associated with Jon Stewart. Too many of the funny people that entertain me are not working, dagnabbit.

Let me get this straight... Vanessa Laine Bryant is a drop-dead gorgeous woman who is about to be single AND worth a hundred mill? Until Kim Jong Il's kid starts invading my neighborhood, he is today's less important story! I'll send out a finder's fee to the person who introduces me to this babe.

Leave it to the British to screw up teabagging...

Thanks a lot Phil... now I won't be able to hear anybody say "Santa" without getting a boner. This is gonna be one awkward Christmas.

Why is that monkey wearing a straight tie? Shouldn't he have a bowtie if he's wearing a monkey suit?

It sounds like a dream sequence or flashback during an episode of Dexter.

Money.

Want more, need more, wish I had more. Need it to buy stuff.

By standing next to Ray... everybody thinks that I'm a giant!

@schmitty1260 I think that I have about 50 sick cats that need a $200,000 operation.

Pedobear: tasteless but probably funny as hell, like Monty Python for the new millenium.

Charities: DO need to pay a few key people to operate them efficiently, but should not need six figure income types to run them well. People who abuse the system like Wyclef did should be publicly shamed at...

I'm staring into the sun... that way I don't have to see another weak-ass episode ever again.

correct... you CAN'T watch it all... idiots

Your trunk!!! Godammit!!!!

I'm so much happier this week. That short-lived (one day/3 episodes) change of formats was annoying. Still luvin' your show, just don't let some wonk from YouTube's legal department change things in the future. Lawyers and insurance adjusters have no value in the real world and would serve the...

People who vote strictly along party lines. You bitches gotta use your mind and do some reasoning for yourself!

Being drunk on tequila in Cancun leads to poor choices. The hotel I was staying at had access ports to the water feeds for each room out in the hallways. Temptation took over and about 50 random rooms woke up to either no hot water or no cold water or no water at all. Hotel staff would have pr...

Seperation of Church and State. If a group of Bible thumpers wants to learn exclusively from another group of Bible thumpers, so be it. If they want to get the narrowest view possible of the world and the most limited education possible, that is their choice.

Best intro EVARRRR!!! Coins and polymer banknotes are the way of the future, get used to it. And yes... pennies DO suck. It takes a hundred of the stupid things to buy a can of coke or a chocolate bar. Stupid pennies should have been taken out of circulation about 40 years ago. Heck, get rid...

Great reactions by the people with the camera... screaming usually accomplishes a lot.

Killing power at the vacuum only kills the low voltage lines, a harmless 18 volts. This idiot was bare-handing LIVE 120 volt lines with the supervalve. A professional installer would always use needlenose pliers with rubber grips for safety. Anybody who isn't an electrician should never have a...

Bubba's collection agency. Pay your bills BIOTCH!!!

It's magic until the rabbit dies...

War? Sure, why not... that's the only thing that U.S.A. still exports. I think someone needs to start a gambling pool to decide which nation gets attacked next and how soon the attack comes.

Nobody will know unless border security catches me.

Big pharmaceutical companies

I look down an my boner... kinda like your bud did in this video! WTF?!?