About this user
I am a chap who enjoys simple pleasures - exhaling long, pungent plumes of dazzling white disco smoke into the unwittingly agape mouths of slumbering toddlers, futilely trying to nail jelly to the wall, engaging in fruitless endeviours untill my mind ripens & I wonder off, lighting cigarettes with the hair of screaming children, planning world domination, and cruising for burgers in daddy's new car. I am a socialist, a fascist, a structuralist, a post-structuralist, a father to 37, a young Neo Conservative, and an expert on the spelling of the word trouser. I stand at 5'10 in my shoes, which is an inordinately large height for a chap with such a meagre ego. Sometimes I arrive with all of the grace of a flight of stairs falling down a flight of stairs. Sometimes I just creep up on you.
I'm not a cripple and I don't believe in self control. And I never get my come-uppance. Touch wood......MAYHAPS!
Age
110
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
Dirt Poor Student
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