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@elektron146 Veterans of the series might disagree with that. As this is my first game in the series I joined Stormcloaks for the same reason you did. Days later I found out from a friend Ulfric is a huge ass-hole. Apparently veterans generally select the Empire.

GLaDOS: I'll even bake a cake of her.

Celestia: What?

GLaDOS: For her.

Fun Fact: Quercus alba is the scientific name of the white oak. Now that I look closer, Alba's head even somewhat resembles a oak. His beard is the roots, his face is the trunk with his nose being a low branch, and his hair is the higher branches. XD

FUS TROLL DAH

Scrap Shop Man: I wouldn't know where to find this wind turbine. Why don't you ask the fortune teller? He might be able to help.

Me: That thing's a guy?

Dovahkiin: So I met your dog, Barbas, and he told me about your argument.

Owner: You did? Is he coming home? Does he want to end our fight?

DK: Well, funny story about that. He does want to make up with you but he's busy uuh being digested.

Owner: Oh, God. So my last words with him were pa...

I once found a dead man with an arrow in the knee. The arrow had a note on it. It read, "Congratulations brave adventurer! You have just been drafted into the Whiterun Securities Guild. Please report to your assigned guard captain by sunrise tomorrow for your first assignment as a Whiterun gua...

"I just finished reviewing Machiavelli's famous dissertation, "The Prince." I comprehended it flawlessly so I reject your absurd hypothesis that I am an ignoramus."

Korra's looking pretty boss at 1:11.

Korra: Hey guys. Whatcha doin'?

Shady Guy 1: Uh, not illegal stuff?

Korra: Oh, that's good. I just saw you enjoying a nice conversation so I thought I'd stop by and pay you a beating.

Shady Guy 1: You mean a greeting?

Korra: Haha, cute. But no, I don't.

@kylesullivan96 Actually it's not gone. You just have to know where to look. Here's a hint: Netflix.

Sure, the trailer wasn't meant to be sped up like this, but WOW that song sounded cool.

For those who don't know, there was a letter from a reader in the same Game Informer issue that "that nice Irish song" comes from. He wrote, "If this letter appears in print my wife has agreed to call our baby Ganondorf."

Benches continue to be assholes.

Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.

Isaac: Have I got a Move to show you.

*frogs dethaw*

Aang: Wait, don't go! My friends need to suck on you.

4 guards outside: What?

Zhao: Don't you mean a duel?

Zuko: No, an Agni Kai.

Zhao: What's the difference?

Zuko: Well, one involves us trying to kill each other with fire; the other involves us playing a children's card game. But if the card game's more your thing, knock yourself out.

I do not know what this halo is, but it doesn't sound quite as tasty as cod. It's especially delicious when you catch it yourself.

7:00: Bad touch! Bad touch! Scout needs an adult!

GLaDOS: So you know what? You win. Hahaha, it's been fun. Don't come back. ....... Oh yeah, and take your stupid cube with you. Like I said, "Absolutely worthless."

Why can't matchmaking games start this way?

Google Translate did a better job in this video than any other I've used it in. That's not saying much though.

Hey Toby, don't you mean "horny lizard?" Hehe

lawn: watered

Me: Okay, Savannah, Comms crew is dead. Your role is done.

Sav: Roger, diverting power and personnel to weapons. Hopefully we don't damage too much on the corvette. Like the only door to the sabres.

Me: Yeah, that would be bad. So go away.

Jorge: Savannah did a number on the door, so ther...

The Serval ???: That's known as the omnomnom.

Duck: Your face, it's so nommy.

Mumbles likes Justin Beiber?

@JakeIsProbablyANinja All helicopters come with a kill switch that murders the pilot just before impact as punishment for being clumsy enough to let it crash in the first place. Manufacturers think of it as a clever way to "fire" the incompetent.

I had to laugh at the soldier at 4:47 trying to blind fire from cover despite being in the open. As far as the video goes, I'm not seeing much that's different from MW2. Dual sights? ... um, that's okay I guess.

Toby couldn't figure out the answer to a puzzle before Wheatley. What does that say about his intelligence?

Toby: Oh, God dangit!

Youtube Caption: often not dot

too funny

Toby Approved

Dominowned!

@Bobthepetferret Yeah, Nolan North did the voice for both, but Ezio will always be cooler than Desmond.

It's the Water Temple!