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And before any morons start to label me a 'Racist', know this: Yeah i'm white, no i'm not a muslim but I have muslim/asian friends as well as white friends too. All i'm trying to get at is rather than listen to this fucking idiot saying what you should or shouldn't be doing. Just think about this...

@MuffWizard92: LMAO

You Wan' Bui DVD?

You know what would have been amazing. (As in truly Epic) After that porno mustache guy kept saying "Come ran' the fackin' corner, come ran' the fackin' corner you prick" for about 5 mins, the guy in blue just went "BAM!" and one-bombed him in the jaw, instant K.O.

@MMBEntertainment11: Perfect question which pretty much sums it all up. The answer to your question is anyone who reacts at all to 'racism' is just an easily offended moron. If a bunch of chavs making monkey noises at you when you're on more than they'd earn in 5 years gets you down then you're a...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. This so called 'professional' footballer took offence because someone threw a banana at him with reference to 'monkey'... oh my god what an easily offended moron. The money he is on and shit like that still gets to him!? seriously if I was him i'd have acted like an ape and...

@omario8816: Did Balotelli Cry? No he didn't... he probably laughed monkey noises off like it was a knock knock joke and went and drove round in his lamborghini or whatever car he has.

You know what the best thing is about this video. You've got a black guy who's humour outweighs his ability to be offended by racism. (I'm white) and i'm sick to death of people bitching about racism. They give it too much air time. Racism is basically easily offended people getting upset because...

@SitBkAndEnjoy: Because (and it's a simple because) not all black people are easily offended morons. If I was playing and some fucking goofball called me 'White boy' would I go bitching to FA? No.

And I thought 'Wet Dreams' were good...

...'Wet Prayers' looks E.P.I.C

@kentrider94: Legally, beeping your horn to alert someone you're waiting for them is illegal... but we all do that don't we. Hey, i'm not saying everyone should have an 'egg your local Law Enforcer day', but they could have stabbed him, mugged him, burned him even slapped him but they threw eggs ...

"Yow Think It's Fanny!? Cam Huer And I'll Smack Yow In The Maoth"

Wanna go back to Cobra?

@sanctainquisitio: hahahaha my bad lol

@lfcman92: Wow... Then you clearly are a moron lol. So if you went to live in Spain with your family, and you were on a bus and some idiotic rat was sat there mouthing off saying "This bus is full of dirty fucking english people" and you told her to shut her mouth and respect the kids that are on...

@methusan7: Hey asshole, sorry about the delay in my message. People have better things to do than be racist on youtube. Anyway, I didn't need to read your 'earlier' bullshit messages. The one I read that said "YOU WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO GET OVER YOURSELVES" was enough for me thank you. All I was s...

Christians can't wear mini-dresses now?

@arcadiarhod: I was trying to think of a really smart and intelligent comment for all the moronic racists out there. But your comment pretty much sums it up, good job!

@wilkseyboy: Removed for his own sake before he does something retarded and gets arrested.

On another note... i've never laughed so hard at "You want WAR!? WAR!!! What is it good for absolutley nothing..."

What tickles me is it takes 5+ people to take this guy down? Someone get this Chav a Rugby Agent.

@1984socrates: True story, i'm not going to lie, I like to think of myself as a superhero in the Poker world, but my hands go up here it would have been folded.

Snape with constipation.

Oh it gets better lol.. I put £20 on Jezza saying "A Wild Snorlax Appeared" when she came out of the toilet.

See?! Der we go, Der we Go, Der we go Jeremy! I'm dead! Der we Go.

3:30 is legendary. Don't mean to be rude but can someone please tell me why people are calling this guy a genius? What does he do?

@Khaminor: True, he's go more than nuts. Phil's still living in the 80's as far as Poker is concerned. He flops 2 pair and treats it like the nuts through to the river.

@Belieber4evzz: Why isn't she allowed to drop the 'N' bomb?

You know what... HE CAN'T EVEN LIP SYNC!!!

@swed420bitchez: Haha thanks. Felt bad slagging her off but the lyrics just had to be changed haha.