Independent Musician
Short Film Maker
General Handy Man
Impressionist Extraordinaire
Competent Clown
Magician
Motivational Speaker
Professional Gamer
Bar Tender
Social Charmer
Computer Programmer
Mountain Climber
Fork Lift Driver
Photographer
Kamikaze Pilot
Horticulturalist
Wine Taster
Sports Ref. (Air Hockey)
Street Sweeper
Puppeteer
Head Chef
Sound And Lighting Director
Translator
Samaria
Fashion Guru
Telecommunications Ombudsmen
Pimp
Space Ambassador
Delivery Boy
Personal Roller Skate Tutor
Private Investigator (for cheaters)
Match Maker
Public Servant
Transport Administrator
Expert Fisherman
Jewel Merchant
The Last Star Fighter
Physic (I knew you would come to my site!)
Pet Trainer/Groomer
Animal Hunter
Spellins Instruktor
Body Guard
Passive Smoker
Shameless self promoter:
http://www.istardom.com/ZMo...

So who the hell am I?
I'll tell the short version really quickly...don't worry, I'll type in slow motion, so you don't miss a word :P
I like to eat pickles,
And collect plastic pigs.
Life gives me the giggles,
So I play a lot of gigs.



OK there is more.
You may just have to watch some of my home made with marmalade vids. Don't forget to subscribe to this shindig and click on the see all button why don't cha and hell, spam that stuff around peeps...



But for those of you still reading (I trust your dial up is loading one of my vids right now on pause and will be ready in the next 40 mins:P- Yay!) I'll even throw in some steak knives, to help with the dial up..



Also,
One day I'll be dead,
Maybe I'll die from a bullet in the head?
Until that day, I'm here,
So drop me a line, could I make it more clear.



You still here? Hmm... kk then..I'll tell you a joke!
A man goes to the doctors and says "Hey Doc, can you help me...I think I'm a Moth!!!"
The Doc Says "Now Son, you don't need a Doctor, you need a Psychologist...there's one just down the hall".
The man replied "Yeah, I was on my way there but I saw your light on".



Ok - List of things for you to do:
1.\ Subscribe.
2.\ Leave extremely intelligent comments on all of my vids.
3.\ Give all my vids 5 star ratings (1-4* ratings have been disabled on my youTube site).
4.\ Tell everybody about my site being your newest and greatest passion.
5.\ Sell all your belongings and shave your head(I'm building a city in the forest).


Website:
http://www.myspace.com/sgtp...
http://www.youtube.com/Zabb...
http://www.myspace.com/suet...
http://www.youtube.com/ZMou...
http://www.youtube.com/5una...


Biography:
Shluttballs 1999
Vitamin Z 1999 - 2000
Ten Gorgeous Girls 2000 - 2001
Piglatron 2001 - 2004
Moulton 2004 - 2005
www.myspace.com/zacaustralia
Suetallica 2006 - 2007 www.myspace.com/suetallica2008
Sgt. Popper 2008
www.myspace.com/sgtpopper