(Yeah, it's silly. We were bored. Leave comments.)


A song about the more pleasurable things in life...


R: And the Doctor is innnn
J: JG on the siiiiiiiide

R: Tired as hell, long day at work
Got fired today, man my boss is a jerk
Just got home, kicked off my shoes
Theres only one thing that can cure my blues

J: JG here, let me give you the feed
No sexy dime could satisfy this need
Its got white skin and perfect curves
Easy to turn on and knows how to serve
You can play it all night and not get bored
So many games that even I can afford
Use my fingers, such a delight
And best of all it dont put up a fight

R: Contract that fatigue, head to the store
Thanks blockbuster, got that Avatar
Play for 3 minutes, earn a thousand points
Just waitll you see my score
Waitll you see my score
J: Aw SHIT!
R: Waitll you see my score
J: Thats right!
R: Waitll you see my score

Some people tell me to get a life
But my 360 is the perfect wife
It doesnt talk back and we get along
Its the inspiration for this here song

ACHIEVEMENT (x32)

J: Shootin zombies in Left 4 Dead
So damn fun, its better than head
Domination in call of duty
Is 3x sweetuh than that there booty
My Wiis in tha closet collectin dust
No wait, thats my girlfriend making a fuss!
Up against the wall in rainbow six
My team dont complain like them goody good chicks

R: TortillaSoup, thats my gamertag
Direct connection so I got no lag
My friends list is a mile wide
Check my harddrive, find out whats inside
Demos, updates, and music too
More infectious than swine flu
But play too much, you better hold your breath
Youll meet the infamous red ring of death
Its so nasty, itll break your heart
Like taking a dump on a work of art

J: This is Jay Slug and Im signing out
Achievements the word that I shout out

ACHIEVEMENT (x27) (less info)