Yop

Snooosh once said, "Stupidest thing I've ever done: Well, if I actually DID write this, then the stupidest thing I've ever done would automatically become blurting out on the internet what the stupidest thing I've ever done was. This would in turn again become the stupidest thing I've ever done, which should be the thing written here, and again writing it would take over, so to say, and become the new pinnacle of my stupidity. This would turn into an endless cycle where the stupidest thing I could ever DO immediately would become the stupidest thing I've ever DONE (also known as the 'biting one's own tail' theorem). Combining the laws of general relativity with the laws of repetitive stupidity this will cause every subsequent foolishness in spacetime to try and converge into this one point creating a local minimum which will draw other nearby points to it and quickly become bottomless (a black hole). So for the sake of not destroying the local fabric of imbecility I simply can't write it... sorry. (You are now dumber for reading this... congratulations)."

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