About this user
I am pretty freaking awesome (convinced, not conceited)
Dark hair, wears black, has a clumpy, large, and black wristband (you thought I was going to say something inappropriate), Converse, and I listen to music that scares my parents. But other than that, I'm pretty normal.
I have an amazing girlfriend (Michelle) but I call her "babe" and "Spillman-pants"
Evanescence is my "thing" (in quotes, too)
if you try to take it from meh, I will hire hobos that never shave to rape you!!!
(my screenname is one of her songz)
On Youtube, I'm a Shane Dawson fan (mostly for Shanaynay)
and I flipping love videos with stick people.
If YOU don't, then you're racist against sticks-
and trees don't appreciate that- so if you don't like them then F*** OFF
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I'm sorry, that was mean.
I mean go get your thing cut off in a blender.
lolololol(don't you just hate it when we end like that?)
Byez
Age
22
Country
United States
Interests
zombie and elf slaying
(Keebler and Santa's, not the sexy elves with the long flowing hair and retarded pointy ears:3)
and being a rodeo clown to support my three-hundred and twenty six kids (326 for the lazy people) that all live in Jamaica.
