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@Fozzymaple It's illegal to have an alcoholic beverage in public uncovered unless it's a twelve pack or larger. It is also illegal to drink in public because whether or not you're intoxicated, they will give you a ticket (I believe the law is called public alcohol consumption), so you have to be ...

@HowToPetYourCat You can either choose to learn when facts are presented, or wallow in ignorance. CSI or whatever show did the furry thing weren't accurate. Furries are people who enjoy art (sexual or benign) of anthropomorphic people. If you liked Disney's Robin Hood (the one where he was a fox)...

@HitlerMienFuhrer You spelled "Mein" wrong. And before you ask, I'm German, I know this. And she's not ugly, and the word you used to describe her is disrespectful. Whether you like it or not, you don't speak of ladies like that. You're ignorant, which is clear by your bad grammar. And it's peop...

Hawking won, but not without Carl Sagan on the assist.

@lebleufleur It was the 20s in the album version. Back then, that kind of relationship before marriage was highly frowned upon in society. It still was in the 50s, when the movie's timeline put the song.

@mtpmonkey67 Hey hey hey, let's not lump us all together. Some of us prefer British humor to American low brow jokes. But let's not forget that not all British humor is so clean and classy. (Granted that there is certainly less tasteless jokes coming from across the pond.)

@ProtestantsRUs I don't know if you know this, but everyone dies regardless if they say 'strike me dead'. And there is no god, so he's safe :D

@CatpurrRobertaBobbi This movie was based on actual events in Texas during the country's sexual revolution. It's not too far off from the facts of the matter. Not everyone viewed selling sex as something to be ashamed of back then; in fact, some women found it empowering.

@GMACK940 Way to copy the top rated comment there. Very original.

That doesn't really make being a brony more appealing. >.> And putting up youtube videos to troll Anti-Bronies and their sympathizers doesn't seem to be adhering to the "love and tolerate" policy, now does it? Grow up, and stop caring what others think.

Why does every representation of extreme conservatives have to have a southern accent? This stereotype is getting a little old now. >.>

@TheFarmrBoy You're right. Helping your fellow man is SO not worth getting up in the morning. After all, feeding hungry children or helping a Vet get off the streets is so gouache when compared to the thrill of being a selfish prick with no sense of humanity.

@Broder1234 Do I detect an offended hipster?

@superawsomo123 Girls make sandwich jokes. Still totally fresh and original.

He's not even trying to lip syn-oh shit, he's trolling the song.

@aimeethehedgehog Since when did anime make sense?

@richardthewriter You're an idiot. Way to prove Christians don't jump to stupid conclusions and start yelling "Blasphemy!" at things they don't understand. (<---Since you are behind the curve, the second sentence is all sarcasm. The first one is fact. Happy trails.)

@trine37 Damn publicity.

@ShoopDaWoosh It's what I do. I'm usually 'that guy'.

@TimelessOne123 Not mad, disgusted and disappointed. There's a difference. By the way, awesome job with the clever and totally original come-back. I never saw THAT coming. Good for you! :)

@MultiCreativeWriter How are you 'basically atheist'? Isn't that agnostic if you're not sure? And who cares, it's true. Whether people want to admit it or not, it's what it is.

@FatDestroyer666 Proteins come to mind. Sure, you can find it in other foods, but not in such high volume as meat. I still have yet to see an actual, real life healthy vegan or vegetarian.

@NeverGiveInEver "Attention, Obvious Air passengers, we are now flying over NeverGiveInEver's head."

@Nytowl7 1. It's Yankee, not YANKIE. 2. 'Fuckwit' is a slang term for all English speakers, not just Aussie's. 3. Not all Americans are idiots, let's stop ignorantly generalizing. It reflects poorly on oneself. 4. Caps lock is either for emphasis in the case of just a few words, or trolls when it...

I get the distinct feeling the writers watched Carl Sagan's 'Cosmos' before creating this song.

What I also see is two halves of the eggshells forming testicles and the dripping egg yolk/whites making the shaft and head. I can't un-see it.

@Jrmonty030198 'Peculiar frozen water in spherical form' didn't have the same ring to it.

@punkyacturbo As long as you watch it on the network as well as online, they'll still get their ratings.

In their tongue, he is Rodekiin: Rodent Born!

This looks like a bad mock-up of Family Guy.

@CandiDolli It's usually $1 per foot up.

@thomcat86 Back then, someone required actual singing talent to do it. These days, there's auto-tone and pitch correction. Wish our "musicians" and "singers" still cared about what they put out.

That's funny. Facebook is a conspiracy; be sure to share this on Facebook, btw.

I don't think it's ok to insult people with bigger than usual girth just like it's not ok to insult people well below a healthy weight. Sometimes, as many sources can site, it's a direct result of financial availability and education on caloric intake and importance of exercise. Technology is mak...

I love how she stares at Elphaba when she removes the glasses. "...yeah, lemme just put these back on..."

Why is Lincoln not at all concerned with Batman's drastically out of place attire?

@87supertoaster Drugs are a hell of a drug