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Youcancallmemister uploaded a new video
(2 days ago)

From JUST SO YOU KNOW, available January 31st at http://dr-b.bandcamp.com.
http://heyitsmister.com http://twitter.com/thenameismister http://tomandboo...
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From JUST SO YOU KNOW, available January 31st at http://dr-b.bandcamp.com.
http://heyitsmister.com http://twitter.com/thenameismister http://tomandbootsy.com
Lyrics:
I had a dream about her the other night- The one with the unforgettable smile, and a body I recall was out of sight See, she fancied me for whatever the reason, And for whatever reason I never treated her right. She could have done a lot better, man. Honestly, I don't remember a single day with her when I saw bad weather And she might've gave me mono, 'kay, she probably did But my feather's didn't ruffle, and the pills helped a little bit-
Yo, anyway, the dream. It contained a lot of photos that I think were never actually taken Regardless, it rehashed so many memories I doubt that I could wrangle Any given day when I was awake and damn were they good to see. A bit unfortunate for me, Considering dreams, yeah, they don't last long at all. Well, at least the good ones don't. At least my good ones don't, at least my good one's don't...
Know that, now I know that that Now I know know that, now I know that that, now I..
I ain't dream about this one for days And glad that's the case For you see, we've been moving at a dismal pace So much so, it doesn't even feel like a chase But just two raisin cakes that are drifting in space And I gotta tell ya, Tagging along is lousy When the one you want to tag has judgment so cloudy And yet, I'm cool as a cucumber with it Last time that we did it, I was given a time limit!
(And) That don't do much for esteem that you don't really have, I gotta face it: I've wasted my fair share of minutes and patience Only to touch base on an inconsistent basis. She was never mine, but I don't know if she knew I was hers, up until she went and banged another dude Now, maybe she didn't want it to be And that could be the case, I just wish somebody could've informed me...
This verse shouldn't be such a chore For it's not like I haven't ever been here before Though, whatever it's worth, I can't seem to recall it being a breeze Or a piece of cake. 'Kay? You see, that isn't me And it won't be. Can't be, 'cause - Well, it could be, but the likelihood is little to none. Understand man, when it began I wanted to tap-dance And now I'm draggin' my feet and resorting to jazz plants
Oh my, how the sands have shifted In my hands, whether or not the plan had twisted In a tangent attached to the wind that's drifted Even further out of reach than what I could've expected Composure is kept, just the herd is getting dense, Making all of 'em much harder to hold. I've heard a lot of things, but one morsel that I was never told Is the apple of your eye will eventually mold.
And I find it kind of strange That the writer and advice-giver are one in the same, but now I...
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Youcancallmemister uploaded a new video
(1 month ago)

FREE DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE AT: http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/xmas
@theblaksmith @thenameismister @illingsworth
http://tomandbootsy.com http://facebook....
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FREE DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE AT: http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/xmas
@theblaksmith @thenameismister @illingsworth
http://tomandbootsy.com http://facebook.com/tomandbootsy http://illingsworks.com
artwork: http://naynaybane.com
LYRICS:
Won't settle for no cheap hair Want the fastest processessor I's guess that I's spose to be yo Kriss Kringle jus cause I drooled a little on yo pillow I get swindled into buying things That I can't really afford But I really adore When you be eyeing in the windows of stores Then look at me What you look at me for? You better find some premier of an island Shower you with gifts Make sure yall have something in common Or be Amish for a day I can build something handmade Like a brush you can dust under the lamp shade I'm sorry - I'd rather be insensitive than broke Besides this day's for baby Jesus Christians do not gloat Over what they won't receive On the night of Xmas eve On their knees, "Dear Santa, help me please, help me please! Gimme all your money, pay my mortgage and my car note and my phone bill and my useless magazine subscription!"
Wait, you're tellin' me, wait No wait, you're tellin' me what? Wait you're tellin' me that that you want all that's listed? Without a single exception? The only giving you like is gifts in your direction? I wish you'd get hip to my suggestion Of spending this christmas like a jehovah's witness Give presents when we feel 'Cause right now, i'm more concerned 'bout eating a meal And right now, i gotta let you know the deal That even though the album is doin' pretty well Hell - pockets dryer than overcooked turkey Zebehazy Summer sales go to my man Ernie He's getting that mernie, and me? Despite a 40-hour work week, this visa payment is steep And your list is absurd How 'bout i make you a card? And xmas morning you get showered with confetti reserves? Or we could put up an aluminum pole and celebrate festivus on the 23rd? I'm cool with either, i just hope you know I won't buy most of this stuff and that's for sure That list is a pretty penny And if you're all about gettin', then you won't get any Your list is a pretty penny And if you're all about gettin', then you won't get any, like
Hey. What you want? I'm not gettin'. I'm not gettin'.
'ey yo Yo I'm comin' down your chimney in a lickety split And in the flick of the wrist, *quick* dippin' with your gifts Siftin' through yo presents Keeps me the most pleasant Eatin' your roast pheasant and cold refreshments Known as a coast-to-coast legend And I made out that list that's twice-checked The nine tech sprayed out a clip from the Sleigh now Mistletoe on my belt, women rollin' in the Hay now Regifted the dick, in a box, Holiday style December 24th, 25th be the playground You wake up in the morning, Where's my shit? - any day now But it ain't appearin', I'm fearin' the sound of bullets Might've damaged my hearin', Clearing out with appliances, time-pieces You, the whole time cryin', While my reindeer form up like voltron lions Up on the roof, peelin' out with big bags All of your shit spillin' out 'Cause greed what this here been about
Hey. What you want? I'm not gettin'. I'm not gettin'.
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