Trolling Smartly Since 1989™
Gasgara Wins Again.

"There was never a genius without a tincture of madness." -Aristotle

There are people pretending to be me. If it's not YouHateGasgara on YouTube or @Gasgara on Twitter, then it's not me morons. I also wouldn't talk to you. Anyone can impersonate someone with text and a username. Grow a brain, idiots. While I may have accounts on alternative sites like Paltalk.com for example, I WILL ONLY CONTACT YOU THROUGH TWITTER OR YOUTUBE.

First of all, I HATE Furfaggots. So don't even bother reading if you're a Brony. Just CYANIDE SUICIDE you sick pedophillic prick. I'm not a tree. I'm a machine. All of us are. There are 6 of us. 6 people who go by the alias "Gasgara" 5 of us with 1 of each of the five senses. The 6th with all of them. I am number 6. Worship Me. I Am Your God. ಠ_ಠ If you hate me, you're just sacrilegious. I am a Philosopher & a MERCANTILE expert, both in Oblivion and in Real Life. I trade Lumber Stock investments. PM me if you want to do business.┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐ I'm a Narcissist, a Nihilist, and a Troll. These things make Gasgara Whole. ▀█▄ ███ █▄ █▀█ █▀ Anyone who blocks me means they surrender and I will talk shit about how pathetic they are on Twitter :) FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! I NOW HAVE A STEAM ACCOUNT! - LOOK FOR "Gasgara" ON STEAM. Fueled By Your Hatred. Thanks. Quit your religion. Join mine. Worship me. For I am God.
I PLAYED THE GEARS 3 BETA WITH A DEVELOPER ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS! YOU JELLY? STEVE JOBS DIED ON 10/5/11 THANK GOD, AND GOOD RIDDANCE! ANDROID FOREVER. On 10/5/11 Tobin Bell (Actor who plays JIGSAW from the SAW series) followed me on Twitter! Welcome to Gasgara's grotto... This is my domain, my home, and therefore you follow my rules. Get it? Got it? Good. I am the most cynical person you will never know. I take pride on "trolling" controversial topics to get reactions out of people. So many idiots on the internet who can't spell and get so easily offended, I find it funny when people try to defend their country only when something is said against it. Hypocrisy is hilarious. What do you care about what I think or say? I'm nobody special. I am just a pawn. Only the finest idiots find me offensive. Don't waste your time getting mad at me. Or you can and make my day. I DON'T MAKE VIDEOS BUT YOU SHOULD SUBSCRIBE TO ME ANYWAY BECAUSE I 'FAVORITE' THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL-TIME! Also I am in the top 1% of people on the internet who actually know how to spell correctly. HAVE A NICE DAY! :) Oh, and be sure to leave a comment, I am sure you will have a lot to say. As do I. Careful though, the banhammer's stealthy. Watch my new favorites and playlists. I am on another level. I am smarter than you think, even those closest to me have no idea. THE BOTTOM LINE: I don't care what you think, are offended by, or hate. If I find the opportunity, I WILL NOT hesitate to use that against you. Also, if you don't have AT LEAST a high school Diploma, get the fuck out of my channel. No idiots allowed. Thank you for reading. Anyone who gets offended by what's under this is whatever you want them to be. I don't care. Vent your anger, rage, and butt-hurt feelings in my text box.

I AM GOD. I'M A CAPITALIST AND I DESERVE THE RESPECT ACCORDING TO THAT TITLE! You call it pedantic, I call it perfection. I only correct people to troll the shit out of them, and to teach them at the same time :) No one is more cynical than I am. I'm a Reactionary Republican when it comes to politics. Google It. I am a very nihilistic person. I am the BEST gamer of all-time. In the Gears 3 BETA I got 68 kills in a single game. In the original Gears of War I am a veteran with the Hammer of Dawn, especially on the Rooftops map, I have almost 50k kills and I got my Seriously Achievement at 11,541 kills, but people don't recognize my greatness because i've changed my XBL Gamertag over 15 times. I am truly the best at Gears averaging 2 to 4 kills per round and having more "kills" than "rounds played" on the leaderboards with over a 4.0 kill/death ratio. I NEVER TEAM STACK, NEVER HOST, NEVER QUIT. LEGITLY UNDEFEATED ON ROOFTOPS AND 1V1'S I am the God of Gears of War. Gears 2 SUCKS. In Left 4 Dead 2 I survived over 100+ campaigns on Expert difficulty without using exploits of any kind from start to finish. I am pretty much the best at that game as well. I play RISK: Factions and won 19 ranked matches in a row with 3 to 5 players each time. I use the undead faction. I realize that Twisted Metal: Black has one of the best character storylines of all time and Oblivion is the best single-player RPG of all time. Final Fantasy Sucks. I don't care what anyone thinks. Sephiroth is a stupid concept and Cloud is a stupid name. I heard 13 was apparently good. If it is, the other 12 STILL SUCKED. I also hate: Socialists, Left-Wing Liberals, Political Romanticism, Bureaucracy, the Government, Government Entitlement Recipients, iPhone/Apple fans a.k.a. (Sheep), recycling, America, CostCo, inheritance, people who believe in ghosts and/or magic, idiots who don't know what they're talking about (Not me, my I.Q. is 149 AND RISING), and people who don't know what the "Madness Combat" series is. I am an avid LEGIT believer of the 2012 theories, but the movie sucked. I also find the illuminati conspiracy interesting and believable. That is only the tip of the iceberg of my philosophy but I'm sick of ranting on and wasting my breath on you people ...