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What he said was "I'm not going to GIVE AN interview." not "Im not going to do a interview." You didn't put an apostrophe between the "I" and "m" in the word "I'm". Also, "douche" is spelled "D-O-U-C-H-E" not "D-O-U-C-H" you stupid asshole!!

Delete your comment and repost it with your misspell...

It would have been the craziest thing if Aladdin began pursuing a girl who said her name was Jasmine! However I guess he blew his opportunity of showing her a whole new world.

~Dutch

Yeah, why did you call Dangerous Danny Davis "david" and why didn't you capitalize his first and last name? It's Danny Davis not "danny davis".

~Dutch

37:05 - Oh Bobby!! Don't Stop!! Oh Bobby!! Stick your slug in me!! Oh Bobby!! Cram your enormously big slug all the way up my hairy wet slimy flytrap!! Oh Bobby!! I want your big hard slug to vomit white goo inside my hairy clam!! It feels so wonderful!! Oh Bobby!! Your slug makes my ha...

I disagree on that with Night Of The Creeps. That was a good enjoyable stylish horror flick with little doses of humour in it but that movie did not creep me out so much like this one did. In all honesty this movie freaked the shit out of me when I first watched it because of how brutal and ter...

It's "Leslie Nielsen" not "leslie neilson". You need to capitalize his first and last name since he was a celebrity and his last name is spelled "N-I-E-L-S-E-N" not "N-E-I-L-S-O-N" you stupid asshole!!!

Delete your comment and repost it so it's all spelled correctly and not like a retard!!! Ta...

7:14 - Oh Bobby!! Stick your slug in me!! Oh Bobby!! Your slug feels so good inside my wet slimy flytrap!!

~Dutch

I personally think Mickey and Davy look like they've aged better than Mike and Pete. In my opinion Mickey and Davy look exactly the same as they did years ago. Mike has gone bald and for what he has left for hair on his head has faded to grey. I at least think Peter looks like he's aged better...

To my knowledge Michael Nesmith was the only Monkee that actually HAD musical experience when their band was first formed. I found that extremely hard to believe but I guess sometimes things are not always what they seem. Michael Nesmith received the least number of votes in an old Monkees popu...

It would have been fucking hysterical if Joseph Roisman took off all his clothes and then started jerking off while following the decoy behind that foldout structure and then came face to face with Chris Hansen telling him to have a seat. Imagine Joseph Roisman coming around that corner with his...

My personal favourite war movie of all time is Saving Private Ryan, but this movie was very good as well.

~Dutch

You think just because I sign my comments that makes me a faggot-ass? Gee, like I'm really offended by that. You on the other hand are a pathetic piece of shit. You are the kind of guy that hangs around in men's public restrooms to smell other people's shit all day long. It's time for you to ...

I know exactly what you mean!! I couldn't agree with you more!! Parents have to look beyond how cute certain names like Tyler look like with their sons and just understand that they need to have a good strong powerful kind of name to grow into manhood with. Like for example, I love the name Ha...

That's my first name.

~Dutch

You want to know something crazy? Paul Carrack, the lead singer of the band Ace is actually only five days older than Ace Frehley from Kiss! Paul Carrack was born April 22 1951 and Ace Frehley was born April 27 1951! Not only that, but it just so happens that Ace Frehley's real name is Paul Da...

He doesn't have a southern accent. He has a British accent because he is from the United Kingdom.

~Dutch

I didn't realize he wasn't in the Hall Of Fame! I also heard that Macho Man Randy Savage and Jake The Snake Roberts aren't in it either. Is that true? If so, I guess you have to blame Vince McMahon since he's such a greedy selfish asshole who has screwed over so many wrestlers to the point of ...

Robert Holmes is extremely feminine looking and he sounds like a woman when he talks. I wonder if he was in fact born a girl but had a sex change. This is strangely confusing to me. I think the drummer, Michael Hausman is very ugly but the keyboardist, Joey Pesce is very handsome and cool look...

Why is the whole bar scene muted?

~Dutch

This is a very good movie. Cher won an oscar for her role in this movie and she undoubtedly deserved it. She was strong willed and free spirited and intolerant of people that looked at her son differently and she never took shit from anyone. Rocky Dennis deserved better but at least nobody is ...

Funny enough, I never even noticed that myself. I actually know Jessica personally. She is a native of Missoula Montana where I have lived for the majority of my life and she's a really good friend of mine. I was so disappointed when I watched this episode and realized she didn't get that puzz...

You meant to say "Orgasmic juices of your pussy. That's very descriptive. I hope you're just a dude who likes to give oral to legal aged women." You didn't spell "pussy" correctly and you need to capitalize "I" since you are referring to yourself and the word is "you're" not "your" and the las...

You meant to say "Shit, I would fuck the decoy!" You didn't capitalize "Shit" and you need to capitalize "I" since you are referring to yourself and the word you were looking for was "the" not "da" you fucking idiot!

Capitalize your sentences and spell properly next time you moron!!!

~Dutch

You do? I want to kick Thomas Shin in the shin for not bringing any condoms. It's bad enough he came to have sex with an underage girl, but no condoms like he promised? Thomas Shin deserves to be kicked in the shin.

~Dutch

You are just making that up to sound like you are hot shit. You have to capitalize "Asian" since it's a nationality. Chris Hansen is one-hundred percent straight and you are one-hundred percent pathetic!

~Dutch

I've got another one for you.

Chris: Who is the president of the United States?

Loverboy: Uh...Malcom X, I think.

Chris: Where do Indians come from?

Loverboy: Uh...Indiana, I think

~Dutch

You meant to say "Liar!!" not "Lier!!" The word "liar" is spelled "L-I-A-R" not "L-I-E-R".

Spell correctly next time!

~Dutch

You meant to say "Chris Hansen is fucking funny!" not "chris hansen is fukin funny". You need to capitalize his first and last name and the word you are looking for is "fucking" not "fukin". The correct spelling of "fucking" is "F-U-C-K-I-N-G" not "F-U-K-I-N". You type like an illiterate retar...

You meant to say "The bait girl is a whore." not "the bate girl is whore." You didn't capitalize the start of your sentence and "bait" is spelled "B-A-I-T" not "B-A-T-E". You also need to say that she "is a whore" not just "is whore". That doesn't make any sense.

Spell properly next time!!

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Hey fuck you pal!! Chris Hansen strongly devotes himself to preventing potential predators from having sexual relations with underage girls. He is not a cock block you immature scumbag!!

Go fuck yourself!!!

~Dutch

You know who I actually think he looks more like is DJ Qualls who played Kyle in Road Trip.

~Dutch

Are you sure Ric is wearing a toupee? I think his hair looks almost entirely natural. As for Elliot, I wouldn't be surprised if he is wearing toupee because the hair on the top of his head looks very unnatural. Plus I could have sworn I saw a bald spot in the back part of his head when bent fo...

italianlover37 looks like Bill Murray.

~Dutch

I agree! She is so fucking gorgeous and sexy that I would fuck her brains out in a heartbeat!

~Dutch

The Lost Boys I would say is probably worth a 9 on a 1 to 10 scale.

~Dutch

Mario probably got bored hanging around with Luigi all day, and so he figured he could escape for a little while to have sexual relations with an underage girl while leaving Luigi in charge of their plumbing chores. However it seems now that Mario is going to be spending some time in prison so I...

To each their own. Her asshole may be "ughhhh" for you, but for me it would be finger licking good!

~Dutch