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Skyrim Funny Physics
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Have you ever jumped in a pool, notice how you kind sink below the surface depending on your height + weight + speed? NOT IN SKYRIM! you weigh less than paper, and just fl...
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lvl 32 Ele Yezhik Vs lvl 32 Sm DemonVoicez
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Me 1v1. That's my girlfriend, Jessica, on skype. My mic didn't record for some reason, so you only hear her...sorry :/
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Mother Mary - Grimoire
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This is our newest song about satanic cults....based on my new addition the Guitar Grimoire on scales.
Guitar by Vitaliy, Bass by Edmond, Lyrics by both
Guitar Grimoire
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Mother Mary - MasterDebate
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Lyrics by Vitaliy & Edmond, Guitar By Vitaliy, Bass By Edmond
This is a song where I have a dilemma wether I should attend church or go get some money by donating sperm at...
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Mother Mary - Always On My Mind(work in progress)
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Work In Progress at the moment
Guitar and Lyrics by Vitaliy, Bass by Edmond
For my love
Always on my Mind
*Verse1*
She jumps door to door in my mind I can't find a...
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Mother Mary - Asian Persuasion
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Bass & Monologue by Edmond, Guitar & Lyrics by Vitaliy
*Improvisitional Monologue*
*Verse 1*
Our Eyes meet and I knew it was love at first sight
Even though her sig...
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Mother Mary - Leor VS Joanna
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Leor VS Joanna
Bass By Edmond, Guitar By Vitaliy, lyrics by both
Intro(Edmond)
Joanna is a girl that goes to my school
She likes a lot of music, and that's very cool
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Mother Mary - Sheep
YeZhik5
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This is a Song about recent events, Which really pissed me off, and started a whole useless commotion, So I wrote this song to prove a point about Evelyn, and plus it sound...
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Mother Mary - Sea Pirates
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234 views
Lyrics and Bass By Edmond, Guitar By Vitaliy
Pirates Find us at Sea, They take everything they see.
I pray to Christ to save me , we run away
And Someday We'll retur...
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Mother Mary - Pastor David
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Pastor David by Mother Mary
Bass by Edmond, Lyrics and Guitar by Vitaliy.
Pastor David lives down the street, from my house
He's a very nice person, He goes to Church ...
About YeZhik5
The Band Jesus' Ejaculate is not a hate band.
We just write random songs, that are funny to us and just to add a little comedy.
I make up the songs and the lyrics
the Bassist comes up with a Bass line and lyrics. We just have fun, Not trying to offend anyone, its just a joke, so take it easy, more vids coming soon.
All the songs/videos posted are not to be reproduced without the consent of either
Vitaliy Stolyarchuk
all copyrights are reserved.
As of January 24th 2009
The band is renamed to Mother Mary
Vitaliy Stolyarchuk
Facebook.com/Yezhik
Edmond just doesn't show up anymore and no contact for 2 months, so mother mary is no more.
The Band Jesus' Ejaculate is not a hate band.
We just write random songs, that are funny to us and just to add a little comedy.
I make up the songs and the lyrics
the Bassist comes up with a Bass line and lyrics. We just have fun, Not trying to of...
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