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Oh by the way, I just thought it would be worth mentioning that when I say "stoner" or "stonerness" I don't mean actually being stoned... Its more like...acting... like I'm stoner (but not being stoned!) ok?
And when I say "stoner hat" I don't actually mean those crazy ass shites of hats that stoners wear... I mean a coolio hat that I call my stoner hat because when I wear it, it makes me so hyper people might just maybe think that there's a small chance that I could possibly be stoned...
And when I say "stoner dance" AKA "PSD" I don't actually mean being stoned and dancing, I mean dancing (usually in the above mentioned stoner hat) in a bit of a crazy ass manner so that there's a slight possibiltiy that some people could maybe think that there is a chance that I might be stoned...
...But I'm not a stoner! ...Really!
I just thought I'd better clear that up before anyone got any crazy ass shite ideas!
XD
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Team Jacob. I like my men with a pulse, thanks.
*copyright to mai laf, SnapesSweetestFan*
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The Fruitful Product of Study Skills Class:
I once tried to make me a ditty,
'Turned out it was really shitty,
So I stopped.
Story of my life.
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Emo on Third Year:
A twelve ton bag.
A ton for every subject.
*copyright to emertheleamer*
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Ode to the Octopus: Jaboc
Jaboc
Jaboc
Jaboc
*copyright to xxTwilightFan1xx's blondeness*
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If whenever you see or hear the name Edward/Spunk/Rob/RPattz/ECullz ,
(copyright CrazyShite aka SnapesSweetestFan) you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and people stare at you, copy this!
*copyright to xxTwilightFan1xx*
WhOoPwHoOpWhOoPwHoOpWhOoPwHoOpWhOoPwHoOpWhOoP!
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Don't fall down stairs.
Iz bad idea.
Iz not big.
Iz not funi.
Iz not cool.
Don't do it. Just don't.
Don't fall up stairs either.
It hurts.
Nd u spill water.
Nd u get wet.
Nd then no-one believe u.
I know this.
Iz had experience.
I know.
Don't fall down stairs.
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The Reasons Why I Don't Unleash my Inner Pyromaniac on my School
Mr. B.: (talking about our Junior Cert Art projects) So, if you like Barbie, say, you could do your project all pink, and glittery, and girly and crappy, and everything . . . actually, I shouldn't have said crappy . . .
Or, you could do the total opposite, and do it all grungy, and emo and dark and all, 'SCREW YOU, SOCIETY!'
**copyright to SnapesSweetestFan - I luf oo!**
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I AM COMPULSIVELY OBSESSIVE.
Beat tha' betch!
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"Emmett!"
"What?!"
"Rosalie's drowning herself in the toilet again"
"Ah shit."
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Mr. Byrne's Advice Girls in my Class When Some Gobshite Pulled the Fire Alarm
"Why are you talking about your legs? Not saying that they're not lovely or anything but you should be panicing... and burning!"
I've said it once and I'll say it again:
What a lej.
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BAM! PARAMORE! THAT'S HOW IT WENT DOWN!
Because you just don't need a reason to yell it
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Wesley: Its always a party with you around
"Why Sheona? Why? TELL ME WHY?!"
Hehehe
Yup, that's totally exactly what happened. BAM! PARAMORE! That's how it went down!
Hehehe
*Thanx u S.S.F 4 dat wan! (sed in i-can-haz voice)*
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"Uh, Edward?"
"Yeah?"
"You know Alice won't let you go out like that."
"Like . . . what?"
"Uh, with the tie!"
"Oh, the - tie . . . no, no! I'm not going out like this! No, this is just - um, it's just - I mean, it's just . . . um . . . JESUS, ROSALIE, NO GIRLS IN HERE!!!!"
*fires Rosalie through door*
*Copyright to Stoner Hat Production Team*
And thanx muchly 2 mai buddy SnapesSweetestFan coz iz stoled dis off her page! Hehehe i laf oo!
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Ode to the whiniest person to walk the fiction planet: Bella Swan.
Holy Crow!
Iz that BLOOD??
I'm never gonna be good enough for you Edward!.... you could have any girl you want!
But I love you....
GAH!!
Holy crow.
*copyright to the one, the only, the xxTwilightFan1xx*
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Good morning!
Yes! You're a good morning, aren't you? You're such a well behaved little morning! Yes you are! Gooood morning! You were a bad bad morning yesterday, but today you're not! Today you're a good, polite, well-behaved morning, aren't you? Aren't you? Goooood morning! Good morning!
Ms K. Just another crazy-ass Irish class!
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BUT WHAT ABOUT MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM?!!
- Me, I'm not too ashamed to say -
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Hometown
Wherever a lay my STONER HAT!! (Copyright to xxTwilightFan1xx)
Country
Ireland
Occupation
Uh... random stonerness?
Companies
Stoner Hat Productions, The Drean Team, Wakum Cast and Trademark!! Yep I'm a busy girl! (Wait, why does that sound so wrong???)
Interests
Official New Hobbies: being a stoner, wearing hats, getting signographs, hugging lead singers, being starstuck, being a fangirl...
