About this user
I am going to describe myself in painful, excruciating detail. And you are going to read it all because it has the same luring feel as lays chips. Can't have just one. Well, except for Chuck Norris.
I like insects. I really do. It's called entomology. And why? Well you see, people just don't understand. They don't TRY. And that makes me just mad, because they think I'M mad, which makes me mad. But really, they're really beautiful creations. I mean, come on-- people love puppies, but what's the only difference between a puppy and an insect? Size and exoskeleton! And just having an exoskeleton makes them icky. And apparently, just being small makes them "creepy crawlers". Well poo them. Insects are wonderful. It's like a world we overlooked, but it's so brutal. My favorite insect is the praying mantis. Which reminds me, my favorite animal is a....a.... well, I don't know. I love them ALL. There is no creature I don't like. I like hedgehogs. Or, hedgies. I like kitties. I like horseys. I like froggies. I like fishies. I like monkies. I like piggies. I like turtle...ies... uhh... I like flamingos and chameleons and emus and mongooses and chinchillas and hamsters and porcupines and spiders and worms and eels and plankton and platypi and everything that exists EXCEPT jellyfish. I hate jellyfish. Not that I'm afraid of them. I am not afraid of their sting. I hate jellyfish because they have no BRAIN. How do they know what to do? They're living animals, things that sting, kill, and eat, but they might as well be bio-machines because they have no BRAIIIN!! Just imagine a human without a brain, but still functioning and evily murdering things! Yeah, that's jellyfish in a nutshell! Except jellyfish are evil lurking creatures that are sacks of fluid that swim around with strings of stings. Yeah. That reminds me of this trip we took to the beach recently. My sister got stung by a jellyfish. We left. She's allergic. Did you know that? She still has a scar. The only scars I have are previous mosquito bite encounters. Well some are cuts I got from various occasions. Like scars on my fingers from my turtle, (Sith Turtle, the evil Darth Sidious in turtle form, even better than a teenage mutant ninja turtle) scrapes on my hands from my rats, and cuts from various occasions on my legs. I frequently get bruised from PVC pipe wars with Kiera. I still have one. In fact, she nearly bit my finger off once. That really hurt. I had to thump her on the head and scream. -_- Kiera, please don't do that again... It was like a "Charlie Bit My Finger" moment. If you haven't seen that, watch it. It's funny. Anyways... oh, right. the art, music, and literature part of me. Well, that is me. I am...art...music... and literature. That pretty much defines all of my interests, besides entomology and hypnosis (and other medical practice). Yeah, lots of people ask what I want to be when I grow up. I sort of want to be a medic, but I also sort of want to be a veterinarian. A zoo vet, mind you. I love animals and I love doctorage. Medics get paid better and generally have better benefits, but then again vets have more fun. Oh well, it's not your problem, it's mine, so i'll stop comparing and contrasting. I ran out of things to say. Oh gosh. Okay, new topic. Once, when I was 5, I tried to cut off my eyelashes, which are 1.4 centimeters long. That's half or maybe more than half the size of the world's longest eyelashes. (unless those freaky eyelash women are real and not fakes) Apparently I had gotten sick of grocery check-out ladies and dentists commenting on my eyelashes, so I tried to cut them off. Hah. Haha. Ha. That was a fun day, wasn't it? -_-" Oh right, music! I forgot we were originally talking about interests. All the instruments I have? Ocarina, piano, acoustic guitar, violin, Indian flute, recorder, drinking glasses. All the instruments I want? Glas-armonica, harp, more ocarinas, panflutes, hammered dulcimer, steel drum, xylophone, flute, piccolo, pennywhistle, chimes, and that thing which name escapes me. And I would learn them all, too! But really well, the only things I can play are the piano, and... well, pretty much just the piano. I can play things on the ocarina, but I have nothing TO play, so I can't call myself an ocarinaist. Same with all other woodwind I own. And I'm learning the guitar, with thanks to my mother, and my friends, and my own attention span, which is shortening as years go by. 0_0; In
AWWW man my space is running out?? How is that possible? Well goodbye, then...
Age
18
Hometown
They insist it was Earth. I have evidence otherwise.
Country
United States
Occupation
Faithful imbo member. Loyal friend person. Royal annoyer when needed. Side job of house maid, cleaning up sibling messes.
Companies
The Secret Service. ...oops...
Schools
SCHHOOOOooollll.... *twitch* I... I don't... maaaahh
Interests
Cooking, drawing, painting, building, reading, sewing, pvc pipe warring, writing music, listening to music, writing, thinking, anything to do with music, art, and literature; hypnosis, entomology, archaeology, medical stuff, oragami!!!.... more to come as I think of it
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