HI? Y U HERE?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth it brings.

Don't take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways.

It may be true that you don't know what you have until it's gone, but it's also true that you don't know what you're missing until it arrives.

There are no stupid questions... just stupid people.

Some people are like Slinkies- Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Flying is just learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

I don't exaggerate! I just remember big.

Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else. :)

Just some quotes I found.

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