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Shepard: Although, you gotta admit, losing 10 men to three united merc armies is more impressive than losing an entire station to... well, it's own security equipment.

Miranda: Okay, but... Hey! I can TOTALLY be the one to put up a biotic field to protect us from seeker swarms...

I suspect my friends and I will have a similar reaction when Mass Effect 3 comes out in a couple weeks... the boner-biting is gonna be real awkward in hindsight...

@ImDiddyKongFTW Sorry if my response of "Disagree" insulted you so much. Was not my intention. As for Mass Effect being a "sad excuse for interactive story telling", I'm just gonna say that there is no possible way on Earth that I possibly disagree with you any more. Peace out.

@arachyspider1992 Cool story, bro.

"BadaBA.......... NO!!!"

@BlackHairedGoon Haha, oh man, if you really believe that then you have no idea of what a fundamentally bad game is.

I was there for Ultima IX... trust me, ME is a fine series...

How d'ya like them.... APPLES!!!!

Liara: Yes, you came back! And now Garrus is doing a lot more than just calibrating the Normandy's guns!

Shepard: No... no, that's... that's still pretty much all he does...

Hoho man, I used to love this scene as a kid, but now as an adult knows a thing or two about Trek? Man is this whole thing stupid. I probably should be yelling "change the damn shield frequencies" at the screen, but really the first thing that comes to mind is "fire all weapons, stupid!"

No, se...

Man, you try to have a nice dinner with John Rhys-Davies and he just goes on and on about fucking you, drinking your ass in his tea, threatening to kill you, throwing food everywhere... really gives "bad dates" a whole new meaning.

PHANTASMAGORIA!!!!

@DeusExInfernus If my theory behind the technology behind the Lazarus Project ends up being correct, I have a feeling it'll make more sense in ME3.

@squamish4244 Frank Herbert created an unprecedented tapestry of culture, religion and politics in a way that only a student of history like him could could conceive. He was a man who saw things in the long term, which is probably why his epic saga spans nearly 6,000 years, all built towards savi...

Both Commander Shepards sitting next to eachother? Occupying the same space??? I'm surprised the general area between them didn't collapse into a singularity from too much "awesome" O.o

@4795623 Dawww!!! Look at the little racist and his irrational response to differing levels of melanin and amino acids! How adorable! ^_^

ARGHHH!!!!! The nostalgia!!!

@thebluemaggot Nope, I play femshep because in MY opinion for Man Shep sounds monotone and dry, devoid of most human expression and passion.

Also as someone who likes strong female leads in sci-fi, FemShep is a breath of fresh air since by nature of the game design BioWare has to write Shepard ...

@JohnnyC133 Why is it that after a character reveal and a few seconds of footage, EVERYONE on the internet is lining up to hate this character like he's the new Jar Jar Binks? I don't get it...

"What? My space epic about galactic war has a space marine in it!? And not only is he a space marine b...

Hohoho my God, YES! I just knew the hilariously stupid and child-like TSF Goku would be the perfect foil for TSF Freiza. And I was RIGHT! Freiza's reactions to Goku in this episode are PRICELESS! =D

I want one! He shall be called Muad'Dib!

Muad'Dib! =D

@keatyton Really? Making an attractive FemShep isn't too hard. There's a good number of sweet spots when it comes to shaping heads, placing lips and so on. Ya just gotta find 'em =)

Congratulations. You've managed to make the arachnophobe feel bad for the SPIDER. That's how messed up that was.

See, this is why I don't sign up with AT&T...

Poor Madison, she exists for the soul purpose of being sexually tormented by the writers.

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Thufir: "Tell the Duke you love him... dammit I can't do it... oh hey, music. "

Definitely a good song to have sex to ;)

@AsbelLhant100 Better than FF in this day and age, unfortunately. If FFXIII is any indication, it seems the future of the series lies in nonsensical storytelling. The Tales series may not be perfect, and it has its fair share of anime cliches, but its characters are likeable, well-developed, and ...

@voimakaskarhu You get an incomplete picture of the overall conflict in different ways depending on which faction you join. Both with their own faults and admirable qualities. I ended up joining the Empire on my first playthrough mostly because Ulfric Stormcloak's policies of racial elitism and s...

I like the part where he said "I hate doing laundry".

Are goin' to bed or are we gonna see Dark Knight (Watchmen)??? MAKE UP YO MIND WOMAN!!!!

Haha, hilarious vid, and some good points. Infamous and L4D were indeed better games than Assassins Creed and Team Fortress 2, at least in my opinion. BUT! Ash's retort to Mass Effect is... Fable 2... really???

Ryu vs Vincent sounds cool and all, but I was personally hoping to see Ryu go toe to toe with Cloud.. Maybe Cloud will go up against Hayate =)

A wiser man than myself once said "Aaah, FemShep's rapeface... God, I wish I was Jacob right now."

I like the little and rare moments like these when Shepard actually seems vulnerable. Most of the time in the series she's the ultimate badass who literally has the weight of the world on her shoulders and always puts on a brave face, but every once in a while we get to see her vent and lay her e...

I wouldn't quite say that the Rebuild series is "happier" but it's definitely more stable. Characters actually progress and develop rather than sinking deeper and deeper into despair. Shinji's testicles finally dropping at the end of 2.22 was definitely a welcome change of pace from the original ...

@buffedanimal359 And in my opinion having a girl be a total b.a. and save the galaxy is WAAAAAAAAY cooler. But as you say, it's just an opinion. Though I'm not really sure how being a man makes Shepard "carry more weight". Shepard's goals, responsibilities and burdens are the same regardless of g...

Not to be nitpicky, but shouldn't Frylock have noticed that the milk was spoiled while he was pouring it into the glass? >_>

3:20 "I want you... to go back... andFISH!"

You should get the Kinect Four! It's four times as advanced, and you can play it while sitting down.

When I was a little kid and payed this demo and noticed that Rinoa never spoke and that she just speaks in "..." I thought it was because she was a mute.

I then assumed that the romantic dynamic between Squall and Rinoa would be that of a cold and distant boy whose happiness and better side is ...