XAIN

"He say nothing, he took me to Yale."

You should be happy!

I used to be black, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to have cancer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

@Xainification Also, I think what you were referring to would be called the "Ford Lightning," which was never named "Fastest Production Truck," unlike the Dodge Ram SRT-10.

The look on that kid's face basically says, "You'll never be able to afford this. I hope this makes you sick to your stomach."

@TheJackinder Because this is a prequel to the trilogy?

I would listen to this... if I had a HONDA. ;)

@SuperchargedMustang5 Dodge has a 5.7l HEMI Magnum, Ford has a 5.4l Ford.. Gay. Guts. Glory. RAM. ;)

Is it possible to repaint the leather a completely different color? I have grey interior in my 04 Dodge Ram, and want to repaint the dash, and most of the seats to black. Or should I go to a professional for that instead of making it a DIY project?

98 mph.

@TheDM75 Go play some more minecraft. ;) I'll keep stomping ricers on a daily basis.

@rjohnston96 Petrucci is. :o

@mrdavidson1815 Fuel isn't exactly a /horrible/ guitar solo, though. XP I actually enjoy it.

@pauljohnson7may Dislike

@7jfc Oh dude, don't feel bad, I'm a truck guy. This thing would eat my Goat up and spit it out. :(

Falcon.. PAWWNCCHH 0:58

Aww, if only that was a Dodge. :( Then I coulda said, "If you can't Dodge it, Ram it! :D"

@AER1994 You bastard!

@mnbuick Torque Converter.

Tug o' Goat. :(

I guess House was wrong... sometimes it IS Lupus.

"Get that camera outta mah FAACCEE!" I swear, she sounded like Dave Chappelle. xD!!

How hard is to appreciate a gift?

If the skaters wouldn't be sarcastic douchebags, and obey the law, don't you think the cops might be a little more lenient on them? Jesus. Who's fault do you think it is? "I'm going to break the law and expect impunity." Grow up.

@huskerlegend77 Yeah, I really wish Pontiac was still putting out the Trans Am. :(

Mr. Rogers won. Hands down.

@tbw81194 Oh really? What type of rear end did you have? Besides, you must have had a few miles of straight to even get there. ;)

Quick question; you say that modifying an automatic and thinking it's a sports car is stupid. Buutt... what about modifying a truck with an automatic transmission? ;) Like a 5.7 Hemi with the 5-speed automatic that it comes with. And trust me, Hemi's eat ricers for breakfast, yo.

"That thing got a hemi?!"

"Trololololol bye."

@FaTaLxOWNAGE It's cammed and blown, moron.

VTEC JUST KICKED YOU IN THE ASS, YO

@CauseU Because a loud Honda Civic doesn't sound nearly as good as any loud V8? Must be something to do with four cylinders having gone missing...

@BittererWesley (CONT) And the best part about all of this is? The 302 is ACTUALLY an extremely common motor, meaning parts are abundant, and usually rather cheap. "Well what's that have to do with anything?!" I don't have to get my mother to cut me a $20,000 check to make my car a beast. Besides...

You realize what ACTUALLY happened, right? After he blew by you, he realized you weren't worth the ticket, and decided to go back to enjoying driving a real car.