An old lady sat down in front of two Italians on a bus. She overheard their conversation, which went something like... "First come Emma, then I come, then two asses they come together, then I come once more, then two asses come again, then I come another time, then pee twice, then I come one last time." The old lady is outraged and curses them out. The Italian says "Hey, waddis the madderwitu? Imma just trying to teach him howa to spella Mississippi!!".
ARGUMENT FROM NAZIISM (INVERSE-GODWIN) (1) Hitler didn't establish a Christian theocracy. (2) Therefore, Hitler was an atheist. (3) Hitler was the worst leader possible. (4) Therefore, all atheists are bad people. (5) Therefore, God exists.