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Jeez, all he wanted was a blow job before the jacuzi. Aksana is so selfish.

Kevin Nash tore his quad reading that paper.

Women don't fart, they fluff!

But yeah, this is still stupid.

I've spent the last few hours of my life watching these Old Spice commercials and I have arrived at a conclusion: Terry Crewes is the greatest man in the history of the world. Isaac Newton, Mahatma Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr, Chuck Norris, go fuck yourselves!

Protect the environment. Or I'll fucking kill you! CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

Wow. I don't know why but this was horribly awesome. Wrestling today needs more movie characters in it. Just think, we could have:

CM Punk vs. John McClane

Eric Young vs. Marty McFly

E.T. vs. Hornswoggle

Mickie James vs. Beatrix "The Bride" Kiddo

John Cena vs. a velociraptor

Vince McMahon vs Dar...

Wait, today is Valentine's Day? I'm so very alone...

Ya know, I'm not even American, but this song makes want to buy some war bonds and sock ol' Adolf in the jaw. Over 200 times! Pretty bold move putting a musical number in the middle of a super hero movie, I must say.

Rattatattabanga

take a bullet in your

dangalanga

BAM!

Farts can be funny, but this is just stupid. I mean, Nattie has a fantastic ass! Surely they can find better use for it than this. Next they'll have her crapping her pants in-ring, and her finisher will be renamed the Shartshooter. And Vince wonders why most people think wrestling is low brow.

I have an army.

We have a Hulk.

And I have the hugest boner in human history!

This looks like that episode of Futurama where Bender becomes a wrestler. Hugh Jackman's fighting robot will be no match for Sgt. Feces Processor!

The dude who plays Syrio is... Just so!

I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious Big. Can he croon?

Dem legz... so hot!

The dude who knocked her up has the luckiest penis in the world.

That Jake kid is going to be a great serial killer when he grows up.

Aaaawwwwwww! What an adorable little merciless killing machine.

Hey Claire! Guess what? Me and her kissed on the lips! *epic smug face*

Fred Durst sure was a stupid kid.

Giant robots > Megan Fox

In 2012 I will buy a Wii 2, take it home, and proceed to make sweet tender love to it.

Dang, Shao Kahn is a badass!

Shang Tsung: Jesus Christ! That guy punched a hole through your fucking chest!

Shao Kahn: Meh.

This guy sounds like Mudflap from Transformers 2!

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands, cos they be apin' everybody round here!

Snap into a beefy spicy SlimJim! Ooooooh yeah!!!

Fuck sake, Avery is such a turd. On the other hand. he's had sex with Elisha Cuthbert and I haven't, so that makes him the better man.

What the hell fried chicken? I'd buy that for a dollar!

I'm probably gonna get a lot of crap for saying this, but Bieber at least knows how to sing. He's just ridiculously over exposed. As for this Rebecca Black character, ugh. Just... ugh. Remember way back when people needed actual talent to get over? Ah, those were the days...

TNA: Snort the line.

ON one hand this song is funny as hell. But on the other hand... Can Nicky Minaj not go just one song without getting auto tuned? I can just imagine in the past some record exec saying "Well, she can't really sing, but her ass is huge. Let's sign her up!"

The doctor says I have herpes.

WHY DID I FUCK THAT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!

Damn, it must suck screwing up on live tv for all the world (and YouTube) to see and ridicule.

Which begs the question, exactly how much does a burtation weigh? 50 pounds? 100? That would be a very heavy burtation indeed.

Before I saw this trailer I was but a boy. Now, I am a man.

And Megan Fox wishes she was as sexy as Optimus Prime.

Shit, Neeson's a badass. Don't fuck with a Jedi master, son!

So movie Shockwave is a giant purple cyclops with pointy things on the side of his head and a murdercannon for an arm, plus a giant blade on his other arm for good measure. Works for me!

William Fichtner 4 Life!!!