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2:04

1 day ago

A Gorilla Fights A Leopard (CG)

GorillaWorldTV • 17,911,523 views

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1:19

''KONG SMASH!''
1:44

3 days ago

Zebra Drowning a Lion

something i saw on discovery lol

omumlook • 4,645,396 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Looks like that zebra has earnt his stripes.
1:23

1 week ago

Marvel's The Avengers Superbowl 2012 Official Trailer | HD

Watch the official Superbowl 2012 trailer for Marvel's The Avengers - out April 27th 2012.

Like us on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/Ave......

MarvelUK • 349,503 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

One day I heard a guy bragging that he had a 12 inch penis.

I told him that was nothing and that I had a hulk.
6:54

2 weeks ago

How to make a v10 lamborghini sound with your mouth

Hey guys, there are more videos like this one at: http://carnecks.com/weekly-...

Man, this is one heck of a video. You've probably seen - o...

CarnecksVids • 123,739 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

I couldn't find a can.

So I bought a Lamborghini.

On Gran Turismo 5.
4:22

3 weeks ago

BMW M5 vs Nissan GT-R

The BMW M5 and Nissan GT-R are not conventional rivals, but both have around 550bhp, cost nearly £75k and promise brutal performance. So which one ...

autocar • 528,532 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

One day I WILL own a Nissan GTR!

I just need to get my copy of Gran Turismo 5 working again......
1:52

3 weeks ago

"Transactions" Extended Version - 2012 Acura NSX Big Game Ad #JerrysNSX

Jerry Seinfeld is so excited about the new Acura NSX that he will stop at nothing to acquire the very first one. Check out the extended version of ...

Acura • 18,041,219 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Turn up your speakers.

Press 9 repeatedly.

Enjoy.
0:06

3 weeks ago

Whatcha talkin bout Willis

'Whatcha talkin bout Willis,' tagline taken from Different Strokes by Garry Coleman AKA Arnold.

Ukiewookie • 5,637,371 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Bruce Willis: Yippee ki yay motherfucker!

Gary Coleman: Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
7:07

3 weeks ago

Paul Walker Visits Famous GT-R Tuner Mine's in Japan

Presented by http://deathrace2.craveonli... http://gtchannel.com for more Mine's GT-R videos. GTChannel was there when actor Paul Walker visite...

GTchannel • 2,122,099 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

I really wanted Paul Walker to pull up the handbrake, do a 180 spin and then while reversing, stick his middle finger up at the motorist facing him and then start yelling at him, ''How do you like them apples?!?''
4:53

3 weeks ago

"Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday

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TayZonday • 77,341,167 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Chocolate Rain,

Anybody remember the video game Max Payne?

Chocolate Rain,

The bad guy in the new Batman movie is gonna be Bane,

Chocolate Rain,

Have you seen the episode of Fresh Prince where they go on Soul Train?

Chocolate Rain,

Do you remember the cartoon Pinky and the Brain?

Chocolate Ra...
9:47

1 month ago

CADERA MOXA MOXIBUSTION 1 ch

acupuntura3 • 6,762,153 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Now that's what I call 'having a prick up your ass.'
1:58

1 month ago

Dead Space 2: Eye Poke Machine

In this video I show one of the best scenes from Dead Space 2, and more importantly.. what happens if you fail to do it correctly!

Here's how I re...

supatann • 782,529 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Imagine if this was on 1000 Ways to Die.

They would probably call it ''R Eye P.''
1:26

1 month ago

You Can't Drown Fire Ants!

you cant drown fire ants, Fire ants, working together, create an unsinkable raft. But you know there's one ant in the middle who's taking it easy ,...

globalbiohazard • 1,531,776 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

At 0:17 the ant on the plier was like, ''Fuck this, I'm outta here!''
1:31

2 months ago

1996 NSX-T

1996 NSX-T 6 Speed

lupe1975 • 45,409 views

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  An amazing car!
  
  :-)
9:06

2 months ago

Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen - Final Fight [HD]

Donnie Yen reprising his role as Chen Zhen from his 1995 Television series Fist of Fury. Chen Zhen was originally played by Bruce Lee and Jet Li a...

SirCharlieSan • 453,678 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

8:57

''Here's a quarter. Go play Mortal Kombat at the arcades.''
0:27

2 months ago

Toyota Supra vs. Mclaren F1 Drag Race, 1000m

http://www.carmastering.com

One-mile stretch of road Toyota Supra vs. Mclaren F1 Drag Race, 1000m.

vasmanev • 711,778 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

The fact that someone even thought about putting the Supra up against the F1 as a worthy challenger shows how good the Supra is.
0:37

2 months ago

Eying World Cup? Get him in team - cock playing football

Eying World Cup? Get him in team - cock playing football. For more details click on - http://www.indiavideo.org/p...

indiavideodotorg • 96,778 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

The problem is he would be fowling all the time.
4:05

2 months ago

SPL - Donnie Yen vs. Jing Wu

(Warning: Mature content with bloody scene)

a wonderful fighting scene in a recent HK movie SPL(2005), thanks to the director of Martial Arts in th...

okano14 • 1,472,717 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Donnie Yen v Donny Osmond.

Who would win?
0:26

2 months ago

The Best Sounding Honda Ever

http://www.PerformancePacka...

417rwhp, 333rwtq at 8psi on stock 3.0L, Team Top End NSX North America Turbo NSX Dyno

scorp965 • 243,512 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

The Best Sounding Honda Ever?

Definitely yes.

The Best Honda Ever?

Definitely yes.

The Best Japanese Car Ever?

Definitely a strong contender.
4:10

2 months ago

World's Greatest Drag Race!

With an empty airstrip and eleven of the best driver's cars in the world, we put on the world's greatest drag race.

Read the entire 2011 Best Driv...

MotorTrend • 5,885,598 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

The Nissan GT-R.

'GT-R' stands for 'Gaining Total Respect.'
0:23

2 months ago

This Morning Phobia Item.wmv

I share the poor girls pain

mrjohnnyace • 143,363 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

These TV makeovers are getting ridiculous...
2:43

2 months ago

The Thing (2/10) Movie CLIP - It's Weird and Pissed Off (1982) HD

The Thing Movie Clip - watch all clips http://j.mp/z1c3bY

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While locked up in the dog kennel, the Thing attac...

movieclips • 108,159 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Scooby Dooby Doo, what the FUCK happened to you?
0:08

2 months ago

Try Not To Laugh!

This fat guy is shooting a m9,

To funny!

JustForL4ugh • 23,942,694 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

The Fat and the Furious.
2:05

2 months ago

Man turns his head 180 degrees no kidding Freaky

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Teaches Magic Tricks, Mentalism & Illussions. Reveals Tricks Of Magic & Mentalism Masters Like Criss Angel, David Bla...

thedarkpresence • 4,130,403 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Owl Man, Owl Man,

Does whatever an owl ca....oh crap he broke his neck.
0:09

2 months ago

bike with burning wheels

Marc Und Ich Beim Langeweile Schieben xD

gasoline and wheels

benzin und reifen ist eine gute combi mit feuer

burn burn burn

fire wheel

burning a...

Giuliano105 • 4,437,269 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

I must say I'm not impressed by this trailer for the new Ghost Rider movie.
2:55

2 months ago

Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 Official Commercial (A RELENTLESS FORCE)

Performance is set to be: 0-62 mph (0--100 km/h) in just 2.9 seconds and a top speed of 217 mph (350 km/h). Lamborghini says that the Aventador is ...

TwinTurboSystem • 1,594,986 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

My daily journey to work is like this. Minus the Lamborghini.
0:21

2 months ago

Conan corrects Jennifer Garner

Late Night with Conan O' Brien.

dvdajr • 4,433,737 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

I saw the title and thought this video was going to be about Conan the Barbarian.
5:04

3 months ago

MECHANICAL SYNFONICA BY FORMAT67.NET

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6:17

3 months ago

HONDA NSX (EXTENDED VERSION) BY FORMAT67.NET

NOTE: TRY TO TAKE YOUR TIME TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. GET THE BEST VOLUME AND LEAN BACK.

STORY:

THE FILM SHOWS 7 DIFFERENT LIFES AT THE SAME TIME.

AMO...

fastmichaelis • 1,158,592 views

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1:47

3 months ago

Does Teenager Carl Griffiths Have The UK's Biggest Feet?

TRIMSARAN, UNITED KINGDOM - NOVEMBER 16: Welsh teenager Carl Griffiths has Britain's biggest feet -- a whopping 21. The 19-year-old from Trimsaram,...

barcroftmedia • 155,795 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Foot me!

He's got big feet!
10:00

3 months ago

Knowing Ending of the film.

One of the best endings ive ever seen in a film in my opinion..

pikeybot • 151,130 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

This would be a good day for a door-to-door air conditioning salesman.
5:56

4 months ago

bruce lee vs. chuck norris

plz be sure 2 subscribe 2 my main youtube channel!!

http://www.youtube.com/mishgin

jecimar • 14,019,268 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Einstein's rule says that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.

Bruce Lee is the only exception to that rule.
0:40

6 months ago

Ferrari vs Smart car

Ferrari vs Smart car...Who will win???

mrskuff • 8,178,043 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

The smell of a fart moves fast too.

It doesn't exactly make it desirable.
0:24

8 months ago

GO Squirrel GO!!! one lucky squirrel with a close call with a Lamborghini LP670-4 SV

Squirrel vs Lamborghini. Why did the Squirrel cross the road? To be able to see a Lamborghini LP670-4 SV pass by at 100+ MPH. This was filmed by ht...

socalspeedzone • 8,225,202 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

2001: Lamborghini Murciélago

2003: Lamborghini Gallardo

2008: Lamborghini Reventon

2011: Lamborghini Aventador

2012: Lamborghini......Scoiattolo?
2:48

8 months ago

Female praying mantis eats male after mating

after (and while) they mate, the female praying mantis devours the male.

dissotg • 1,670,416 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

Gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'giving head.'
1:16

9 months ago

Mortal Kombat 4 - Ending - Reptile

Mortal Kombat 4 - Ending - Reptile

MKSecrets • 786,940 views

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Good thing he didn't ask him for a pay rise...
5:44

9 months ago

Indian Superman-Govinda

Man! Govinda as Superman! and Kimi Katkar as Spidergirl...

NOTHING IS MORE HILARIOUS!

samystic • 653,312 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

I have to say, I'm not impressed by this teaser trailer for the new Superman movie, Man of Steel.
1:05

9 months ago

Superman vs Hulk - The Meeting

Superman finds Hulk somewhere in the Mojave Desert. This is a prelude to a fight sequence in progress and will be posted some time in the future. A...

mhabjan • 860,250 views

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  One of the most impressive videos I have ever seen on Youtube.
0:46

9 months ago

1268 HP Toyota Supra!!!

1268 HP Toyota Supra!!!

Rallyfan • 5,143,349 views

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  Good thing the driver braked - because that Supra was about to fly!
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9 months ago

Lamborghini Countach LP500S

1982 Lamborghini Countach LP500S with Kriesseig F1-exhaust system.

micarone • 8,457,209 views

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  I used to have one of these years ago.
  
  I always kept it nice and clean and admired it every day.
  
  However, it broke one day when I dropped it on the ground.
  
  :)
1:22

9 months ago

Bugatti Veyron vs BMW M3

An airstrip drag race between a Bugatti Veyron and Dutch racing driver Ho-Pin Tung in a new E92 M3.

View the original on: http://www.autojunk.nl/...

autoblogger • 45,849,055 views

WittiestUsernameEver commented:

The Veyron driver might as well just turn his engine off and let the M3 set off.

Meanwhile, he could pull out his laptop and go on Facebook, check his emails, upload a video about his talking dog on Youtube and do some shopping on Ebay.

Then, just as the M3 is about to cross the finishing li...
9:30

10 months ago

Nissan GTR car review - Top Gear - BBC autos

Jeremy Clarkson visits the Fuji race circuit in Japan to review the car that is faster than the bullet train, the Nissan GTR. Includes the Stig's T...

TopGear • 2,389,630 views

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  The Nissan GTR.
  
  Sharp as a samurai sword.
  
  Quick as a ninja.
  
  Raw as a horny Godzilla.

About WittiestUsernameEver's channel

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Latest Activity

Feb 27, 2012

Date Joined

Jun 28, 2009

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