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Name:
Sam
Channel Views:
6,907
Joined:
Oct 10, 2009
Latest Activity:
Oct 10, 2009
Subscribers:
787
My cock is bigger than yours.
About Me:
My Cock Is So Huge?
The story:
Once day, long long ago, when the world was in Black and White, there was a young boy, aged 7, called Why. He lived as an only child with his mother and father on a farm. Every morning he'd get up at the crack of dawn to check on all the farm animals before his father awoke...
On a sunny sunday morning. He went over to the chickens and walked half way through the field, all the chickens were wide awake, but suddenly, they all scattered away. He felt a cold shiver run down his spine as a shadow loomed over him, he turned...
In horror, he saw... a huge cockeral. He ran back to the house to find his father, but when he arrived in the kitchen, he found his father and mother dead. They had choked on some Rice Krispies®. From then on, he was always looking for an answer. He has come to YouTube to find an answer. He has found his destiny...
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Offically a "Funny and Classic" username by ex-Classicusernames
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F.A.Q
What does FAQ Mean?
- Frequently Asked Questions o_O
How tall does your Cock stand?
- 57ft tall
Who are you're fave all-time YouTube awesomeness-people?
-FruityMcGayMan, and Worraker13 (Deceased), Gangstasubber :)
How much does your Cock weigh?
- About 60,000 roast dinners worth
How big is YOUR Cock?
- Your mother should know, TeeHee!
Why did you just put a "Your Mum/Mom joke"
- Because 'Thats what she said' doesnt fit in there
Occupation:
Wondering why my cock is so huge...
Companies:
Wondering Why Inc.
Interests:
Wondering why...
-Emore'J Couture
I already did.
<3
crazy horse below me